"I pay for you, be my slave."

Stormtroper

I know what you said about hugs, Cygan, but... -hugs-

^^ I thought so, too.

Schitzo

Add this line to your erotic literature, Chagen. It will make you rich.

Chagen

So should I be worried that my mom just stabbed her prized and precious balloon Monkey for no reason at all? She said she wanted to "kill it", and then acted very disturbingly...

Schitzo

grab all the sharp objects in the house and bury them.

Chagen

I ASKED FOR LIKE 3 BUCKS

WHY DO I NEED BOTH OF YOU YELLING AT ME FOR THIS

DONT YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO

Vorpy

3 BUCKS IS A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY IN TEXAS

WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS

3 BUCKS CAN DECIDE THE FATE OF ENTIRE COUNTIES, YOU KNOW

Chagen

Vorpy, what I'm saying is that asking for three bucks is not that big of a deal.

RedEyedAbyss

But how often do you do it? And more importantly, how did you say it? Rhetoric makes a big difference with such requests.

Chagen

I don't ask for money that often.

Actually, what happened was that my mom sent me and my dad to get some meds. She said that I could buy some stuff with the remaining money. She never said I had to give it back. I wanted to keep a little bit of it, but then she went on this massive rant.

Nyktos

...Yeah, that doesn't seem all that unreasonable.