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  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I DECLARE:

    It is okay to mock somebody's bad spelling.
  • edited 2011-06-26 11:34:29
    Tableflipper
    MORE IMPORTANT



    i'm sorry cygan don't ban me oh god where are you aiming that hammer AAAAAAAAAAAGH

    goddamnit I got to a different page by the time I found this image
  • Sorry let me find it.I used the argument that people make agains t me "have some common decency and spell right" when nobody has any common decency towards Chagen.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I love that picture.

    Regardless, though, why is it that Tnu jumped in this thread and it nearly immediately derailed to be about him?
  • Yes, eye ahgrea, buht if kno spelling standerd exhistedd, eye cood spell liyk this.

    But also like this.

    And lkie tihs.

    Soon, knobodey kan reed eech other.
  • Drop it Cygan. I get it you do n't like me.
  • $80+ per session
    Why is it called mini? It's so big.
  • I believe it is supposed to be mini compared to the gatling gun.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Regardless, though, why is it that Tnu jumped in this thread and it nearly immediately derailed to be about him?

    Attention warring.

    It happens when attention whoring threads are made, and attention whores fight for the right to derail the thread so it ends up about them though. The wronger/dumber the attention whore, the more people pay attention to them.

    I was happy being the dumbest attention whore on TV Tropes but eventually everyone began to treat me with respect and now it's hard to garner attention amongst all of these newfags going "HEY, LOOK AT ME" and everyone looking at them.

    So now I have to resort to more subtle methods of attention whoring, like this:

    please pay attention to me by reading this sentence. Thank you for your cooperation. Call me a kind soul, kthnxbai.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Drop it Cygan. I get it you do n't like me.

    I'm a mod. This is my job. If someone is derailing threads to be about them....

    Bah, I'll let Glenn handle it. He has a better banhammer anyway.

    Attention warring. 

    Bah.
  • You're such a kind soul Vorpy.
  • Isn't it normally about now that someone breaks out the Pony pictures?
  • I'm bringing my argument for a spelling standard to a new thread, so as not to derail this one.

    As for this one...

    Chagen, I do sympathise with you if your dad used to beat you so...randomly. You didn't deserve that at all.
  • No child deserves that. 
  • Nothing that exists deserves to be randomly beaten.
  • I'd go so far as to say nobody, regardless of age, deserves to get beaten for the failures of someone else.
  • I would say that there ARE certain people out there who deserve to be randomly beaten, Chagen's dad for one example, but Katrika is quite right. No-one deserves to be randomly beaten for someone else's failures. 
  • do dead horses deserve to be beaten?
  • I don't think Chagen's dad should be randomly beaten, at least assuming based on the info he gives us.

    The keyword here is randomly.
  • If it's random he can't see it coming and prepare himself. That way it hurts more. 
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Cygan
     June 25
    My abuse started when I was ten.

    My mother weighed approximately 220 pounds back then. I was a skinny little kid- I weighed less than a third that.

    My mother has always been lazy. Too lazy to get up and do basic things like cook dinner or do the washing.

    Starting my tenth birthday, my mother decided I was old enough to be doing all this- cooking, cleaning, washing.

    I did it for a few months. After all, she's my mother, right? Surely she knows best.

    Anyway, I got fed up on Christmas, when she told ME, a ten-year-old kid, to go cook tacos for Christmas dinner. I told her no.

    Her response was to grab me by the shoulders and push me as hard as she could into a wall. The walls in that house were made of brick.

    I had to take a week off school because my tooth was chipped, by nose was broken, and my face was severely bruised, and she didn't want the school to see.

    This continued, every time I refused to do something, until I turned thirteen, and I finally weighed nearly a hundred pounds and she couldn't push me hard enough any more.

    I called her fat. She had gained weight, and weighed nearly 240 pounds now. I thought it was appropriate.

    At the time, I was doing a school assignment on World War 1. I was on the computer, and had just discovered Wikipedia.

    She yelled at me. I ignored her.

    I soon felt her hand tangle in the hair at the back of my head. I cried in pain.

    She shoved my head forward into the keyboard. My nose crunched, I remember. I was disoriented, and all I could see was that the W key was covered in blood.

    She did it again.

    And again.

    And again.

    Four times, she slammed my head into that keyboard, until I passed out.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Chagen June 25
    ಠ_ಠ

    That's really all I can say on this matter.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Cygan June 25
    Yes.

    And that's not everything- it's just the outwardly obviously visible stuff that resulted in a fair bit of blood loss.

    So, may I ask if your father abused you like this?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Chagen June 25
    Nowhere near close that. He hasn't slipped off the slippery slope like that.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Cygan June 25
    Which is why some posters here find it annoying when you complain about how your father abuses you, you see?

    I mean, I know that a couple of people here have it WORSE than I do.

    Your life sounds like paradise to me, Chagen. You get three meals a day, people buy you clothes, they buy you food, they pay for your education, they pay for your internet.

    I don't have that luxury. I'm a seventeen year old kid who is lucky if she can buy enough food to have dinner every night of the week, let alone lunch. I pay for my own school, my own internet, my own clothes. I'm trying to deal with seventeen years of child neglect, nine years of child abuse, three seperate rape incidents, multiple abusive relationships.

    This is why I get annoyed when you make a thread complaining about your home life.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    And with that, I go to bed.

    Feel free to disagree with anything I said, but I think that covered most of Chagen's points.
  • They're somethin' else.
    ... ... ... -shoulder pats Cygan-
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It's okay. I'm learning to deal with it.
  • I h nestly stopped buying Appeal To Worse Problems. To me people all have their own problems and deal with them on their own terms. Playing misery poker is just stupid and pointless.
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