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I has Team Fortress 2 Now.

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  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I earned a milestone and achievement with engineer completely by accident. I had a sentry gun and a dispenser in the blimp on the mariokart level, and a spy came in, attempting to sap it but I shot him with my shotgun and got him gunned down. When he died I was doing my guitar taunt the moment he died, and suddenly a scout leaps into the blimp and gets ready to blow my brains away with his scattergun in the middle of my taunt, but I end up killing him with the guitar taunt completely by accident.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Epic win?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I was listening to this when it happened. It was awesome.


  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Pffff I usually listen to this

  • DynamodDynamod
    Hey guys. I has IJBM account now.

    my name on steam is Dynamod, look me up sometime :3

    I recently got my cow mangler + righteous bison, IJBM that everyone complains about these guns. yeah they lag the game like hell, but the supercharged shot on the cow mangler sucks balls, and the righteous bison doesnt have any killing power.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    So... does that mean you'd be willing to trade for that cow mangler?  >.>
  • DynamodDynamod
    nope.avi
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    On the other hand, I am willing to trade a Righteous Bison for what you've got, Forzare.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Righteous Bison is Righteously Lame.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-07-24 00:59:01
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^What do you want for it?
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Brace yourself...I want a reclaimed metal.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    2 hours of no kills and being murdered endlessly. Fuck this game.
  • DynamodDynamod
    Vorpy doesnt know how to hax yet.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I don't know how to hax, but I also ended up on a high-ranking control point server. A scout killed me 3 times in a row with a soda popper, then a medic ubersawed me, and when I came back to defend my point, he ubercharged a Pyro to burn the everliving shit out of my entire team and Engineers.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    I FINALLY got the Enthusiast's Timepiece from Tycho in Poker Night at the Inventory. Busting him, Max, and Strong Bad at the same time.

    You all needed to know this.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    I just totally changed the course of a game in my team's favor through the use of a few well-placed teleporters and a single sentry.

    God, I love Engineer.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I do too.

    That surprise sentry can kill off an entire team if they are rushing.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    :/

    20 second respawn time....15 second respawn time....16 second respawn time.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I need to learn to play engineer.  I really need to, because that actually most fits my play style: turtling defense, and support.

    In other news, Kayeka wrote this blog post about how to play each class: http://kayeka.blogspot.com/2011/07/basic-team-fortress-2-strategy-building.html

    ...and how to actually make use of teamwork.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    "your shotgun works best when used as a melee weapon."

    I laughed at this line.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Actually, the last game I played is a good illustration of that.

    So I was playing as Spy in the Doublecross map, and having some trouble. Every time I got to the intelligence, the combination of a competent Engineer and a really skilled Pyro spelled my doom. I'd maybe manage to take out one Dispenser before I got my ass kicked by the Pyro.

    So I switched to Engineer, sneaking into the enemy sewers, and set up a nest, guarding a teleporter exit.

    It wasn't too long before they figured out where I was, but they spent so much effort trying to dislodge me that they neglected to guard the intelligence, and we managed to get two points before they killed me. After that, I built a teleporter exit in the Enemy sewers once again and set up a nest in our base to guard the entrance. We managed to win that game, thanks to what I did.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Good job myrmidon. Wish more engineers do what you do on maps.

    The ones I play with usually just build a sentry ontop of the bridge between the two bases or the opening with the two staircases.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Vs Saxton Hale doesn't work for me, all I see is a giant error sign.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    *pops into thread*

    Given some though, I would like to know what this "sandvich" meme is about. Since y'all have played TF2 and all.

    *waits expectantly*
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • MagusMagus
    I'LL STAY MAI HAUNDS...WITH YAU BLAHT
    The Sandvich is an item for the Heavy class (pictured above). When he eats it, he gets all his health back.

    It's named the Sandvich because the Heavy has a Russian accent and it kind of snowballed from there.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    I know this is my irrational anger speaking, but WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WAIT UNTIL I POST SOMETHING IN THIS THREAD TO DERAIL INTO SOMETHING ELSE? I NEED HELP HERE!
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Oooooooh, I C.

    'K then; just your typical hyperactive metabolism spruced up by how awesome Russia is.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    edited 2011-07-25 01:50:20
    And it's spelled thought. Why do you care, you don't even play.
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