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Tnu1138Tnu1138
edited 2011-05-31 00:26:09 in Media
Ok two things bugging me about this Spongebob Episode.

1. Wow the future is inefficient. Why do they need a whole room for a can-opener?

2. Squidward when he went to the past never mentioned his name there wouldn't be any likely recorded history of that period as far as specifics go and wouldn't the others be skeptical of the notion that he invented Jellyfishing before he was born?
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  • wannabeotakingwannabeotaking
    Harbinger of thread and forum death
    Remember, this is Spongebob we're talking about. He doesn't really do skepticism
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Still why does a can opener in the future take up the whole room?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Because the future demands large rooms for objects.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Spongebob Squarepants: Serious Fucking Business
  • BobBob
    Hey, maybe they just have some huge cans in the future.

    ...Heh heh, huge cans...

    Anywho, it'd be much more efficient to have a room for that then try to lift a can opener that big. I mean, that'd be hard.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Well logically it would probably be a better idea to have a can-opening room due to how easy it is to steal things in the future. Can openers would be getting expensive because of how easy it is to steal them, so you can solve that problem by making the can opener a part of the restaurant.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Why is it easier to steal thing in the future?
  • BobBob
    Because of all the fancy, newfangled thieving equipment, of course.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Why is it easier to steal thing in the future?

    Because of clones, teleportation and being underwater.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Wait the Future is underwater?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Spongebob takes place underwater. Did you not watch the fucking show or something?
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-31 00:42:37
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Spongebob is underwater

    Vopry y u ninjar
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-31 00:43:00
    No, only the future of Bikini Bottom.

    Just kidding, yeah, everything sinks in the future. In 300 years, the entire earth will be nothing but water.

    FUCKING NINJAS
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    oh right! I was wonderign where that damn C they kept talking about was.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-31 00:47:47
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's hard to tell if tnu is joking so I will declare everything he says is sincere and he does not know that spongebob takes place underwater. Let the mocking commence.

    -throws a tomato-
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    I hate tomatoes. I'm actually allergic.b
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Well Vorpy if you say so then I'm sincere. you may fire at will.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    It's a kids cartoon. Doesn't have to make sense.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Herp derp, let's try to find logic in a children's cartoon.

    On an unrelated note, is anyone interested in discussing the Equestrian economy?
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Let's talk about what a complete monster Mr. Krabbs is.
  • BobBob
    He's not a complete monster! He's just in love! Why doesn't anyone ever get that? Wouldn't you forsake everything and everyone for the one you love? :<
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • BobBob
    I can tell just by looking at that picture that that sentence is a complete load.

    ...Do they have miniature planes for legs?
  • DYREDYRE
    Well, they have normal legs.  They're just wearing miniature planes on them.
  • BobBob
    So, like, plane shoes?

    ...What?
  • evilnekoevilneko
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    actually the Pineapple fell off of a boat when he was looking for a house when he first moved there.
  • BobBob
    Okay, Tnu. Explain that time all of Bikini Bottom blew up and then was back to normal the next episode.
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