"Oh no! A naked man! It burns my pure heterosexual eyes!"

SotiCoto · 2011-05-27 20:29:13

What? ... I have to go up against Charlie Sheen? ...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-05-27 20:32:58

goddamn that thing already looked suspiciously loose enough to seem like it'll fall off actually pulling it out is fucking creepy

SotiCoto · 2011-05-27 20:35:47

... Why does it sound like you haven't examined a clitoris up-close before?
I do remember my ex-wife telling me early on one time though "You're not in the lab any more. Could you quit examining me like that?" .... or something to that general effect.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-27 20:37:09

^ Well to be fair the lab coat and safety specs were unneeded.

SotiCoto · 2011-05-27 20:38:54

... No, the lab-coat and safety specs were TOTALLY needed. I would have liked to have gone through a session WITHOUT having her vaginal fluids all over my face and shoulders, to say nothing of the bruising of my ears.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-27 20:41:22

^ Swallow faster less fluid spillage.

Central Avenue · 2011-05-27 20:41:33

Who's whining?

SotiCoto · 2011-05-27 20:43:30

^^ My mouth was on her clitoris. Her vagina was pointed at my chin. That is typically how cunnilingus tends to work, last I checked.

Schitzo · 2011-05-27 20:44:43

As for the "it's a dick, get over it" folks, no one's impressed by you trying to take the more tolerant than thou high ground.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-05-27 20:45:10

I'm already aware it feels like it won't come off easily but it still looks that way no matter how hard I try to think otherwise.

SotiCoto · 2011-05-27 20:48:28

... Is indifference to dicks a high ground now? I thought it was like.... um... sea-level. Thereby making people with discomfort to dicks probably somewhere down the continental shelf, and people with chronic dick-phobia in the Marianas Trench...
So does that put folk who totally love the cock up on a mountain or something?

IanExMachina · 2011-05-27 20:48:59

@Soti

She could have been on top 69 style (the best style), in which case it works.

Bob · 2011-05-27 20:52:08

@Skhitzo:

"How dare you be intolerant towards dix! They have just as mujh of a right as you and I to exist in sosiety! You look that dik right in the eye and apologize right now!"

DonZabu · 2011-05-27 20:52:18

^^^ Logically, I'd think liking vagina puts you below sea level into caves and caverns, so perhaps.

(Get it, "caves"...)

Bee · 2011-05-27 20:54:14

Also I'm disappointed it took this long:

Schitzo · 2011-05-27 20:56:26

Dicks (and yeah, vaginas too) look like lovecraftian superbeings.

IanExMachina · 2011-05-27 20:58:35

Lovecraft genitals you say:

(Lovecraftian styled account of a boy goiong through sex ed)

SotiCoto · 2011-05-27 20:58:45

... So... Who wants dick-girl porn? =D

DonZabu · 2011-05-27 21:03:56

I'd rather blow a guy than get off on dick girl porn.

No, I don't realize the irony of that statement.

Schitzo · 2011-05-27 21:05:04

^ Iorilaugh.avi

Bob · 2011-05-27 21:05:13

I kan understand why, Don. Y'know, opposites attrakt, and all that...

DonZabu · 2011-05-27 21:11:09

If that were true, we'd be 50-years married by now.

SotiCoto · 2011-05-27 21:15:35

I mean have you seen how big a woman's clitoris can get if she takes steroid enhancements?

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-05-27 21:19:39

No, and I don't think I want to.

Bob · 2011-05-27 21:19:46

~~Two dikgirls, Don? I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of opposites attrakting.~~

~~Are you flirting with me? ^_~~~

Electivirus · 2011-05-27 21:23:37

I wish to coddle and nurse a penis in my hands so that it may grow up big and strong.

Bob · 2011-05-27 21:24:22

~~You kan grab my penis any time, Elektivirus. ^_~~~

DonZabu · 2011-05-27 21:26:59

If I were flirting with you, Bob, I'd go about it a bit differently.

~~Like telling you that I admire your taste in pornography.~~

vacasama · 2011-05-27 22:03:44

Taste you say, ask her about her siopaos.

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