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"Oh no! A naked man! It burns my pure heterosexual eyes!"

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  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-27 15:32:40
    Oh.

  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-05-27 15:34:52
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    As shameful as humanity is, it would be even more shameful to simply quit.

    Suicide is one more thing that I dislike about humanity. People whine when things get hard, and decide to become an even greater burden because they already suck. Very stupid.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-27 19:31:02
    Silly, I wasn't suggesting you kommit suiside.

    Tekhnically I was implying you would put a hit out on yourself, whijh may or may not kount as suiside depending on how you look at it, but... Okay I'll stop now.

  • AXavierBAXavierB
    ^^I'd flip out on you for that, but I'd rather not derail the thread into a suicide debate. Or a "Bawww, human beings suck" debate for that matter.
  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    What I think he means is that ignoring/being uncomfortable around dicks
    is acceptable, but making a loud fuss over them and acting like you have
    something to prove isn't.

    A few hours ago I tried writing a post to say the same thing but couldn't word it right. Yeah, this is what the topic's really about, the having-something-to-prove part. It's too bad that men aren't secure enough in their sexuality that they have to do the HaveIMentionedIAmHetersexualToday song and dance number all the time...
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-27 19:30:18
    Whijh is hilarious, konsidering how gay song and danse is.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    BTW, we already had this thread in the old IJBM.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    you know this kind f reminds me of a scene in Gods and Monsters where they had the balls to show a full frontal of a naked man. It was epic.
  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    where they had the balls to show a full frontal of a naked man.

    I love the way you worded that.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    edited 2011-05-27 18:11:26
    Tableflipper
    "I don't like how slugs look, but I don't freak out when I see one in a movie."

    You don't?

    I don't have this specific problem, but I hate looking at pretty much everything ever I consider ugly.

    Masculine things tend to fall under ugly in my eyes.

    It doesn't even have to be physically ugly. No matter how pretty you try to make the participants of rape I still won't like the image based on it being rape.

    I almost find it disturbing how difficult it is for me to get desensitized to this.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    What I think he means is that ignoring/being uncomfortable around dicks is acceptable, but making a loud fuss over them and acting like you have something to prove isn't.

    -shurg- Some people are uncomfortable about their own sexuality. I don't see why seeing them as stupid instead of insecure is good.
  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    Yeah, reactions like "come on guys" or "don't be stupid" (or like my first post) probably aren't constructive. I do think it's unfortunate that guys feel insecure like that and I'm trying to feel more sympathetic and less scolding.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Someone mentioned suicide?!   =D

    Just remember: suicide is always the BEST answer, but not everyone can go ahead with it. It generally takes some combination of extreme strength of will, extreme circumstances, and extreme misunderstanding of just how long most suicide methods take to achieve completion in order to go through with it.   Naturally, I have the utmost respect for those who can and do kill themselves... and would encourage anyone else who believes themselves capable to give it a go. ^_^



    Anyhow... I sorta hate my own nudity (and humanity) too. I think of my clothes as my real skin, and I feel naked without my leather longcoat. Terribly awkward.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-05-27 20:12:32
    Meh.  Dicks are gross.  Balls are even more gross.

    This does not exclude my own, TBH.

    I'm not gonna freak out, but I'll probably find something else to look at.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Uncircumcised dicks are gross.
    Circumcised dicks are tolerable.
    That purely being my entirely subjective perspective, of course.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    For me the other way round.

    Although if you wash regularly they aren't as gross. 
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-05-27 20:20:00
    It's the difference between gross(dicks) and gross(dicks+dickcheese).  The former I'll just roll my eyes and look away, the latter I'm probably going to say something because fucking seriously.
  • BobBob
    ...Dick[j]heese?

    Do I really want to know?

    ...Yes.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    This thread is not about circumcision or whining about life.
  • BobBob
    Who's whining?
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    I'm only really grossed out when there's something that looks...wrong with it, like having piercings or zits or too loose skin or whatever on them. Or when it's the same color as shit.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Hygiene is essential regarding genitals otherwise, no matter the opinion before it is awful. 
  • BobBob
    That just goes without saying.
  • BeeBee
    Oh lord, dick piercings.


  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    Nipple piercings bother me more.

    Piercings on...that sphere-looking thing that's really sensitive on the vulva bothers me almost as much as if someone got piercings on their eyeballs.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-27 20:25:33
    ^^Jeez, I don't like them either, but they're not that bad. It's not like men who get them are awful people...

    ^Klitoris?
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    I'm winning.
    I might have been whining at one point, but then I got into my Highlander routine, decapitated the "h" and was too busy undergoing the Quickening to notice the body got a bit displaced.
    But it resulted in victory, so who cares?
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Liar. Only Charlie Sheen can win.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    According to Wikipedia it's the glans ciltori- HOLY SHIT A PICTURE OF ONE PULLED OUT ASDFWJFJKBRkbefbsdjkfjkd
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ So there is hahah.
    Awesome, it is amazing the dedication the Wiki editors have.
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