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"Oh no! A naked man! It burns my pure heterosexual eyes!"

MyrmidonMyrmidon
edited 2011-05-27 10:25:46 in General
Seriously, guys. Don't be such babies. Unless the guy is really ugly, there's no reason to react like this to the site of a naked man.
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  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    Seriously. You've all been in locker rooms...
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Even if he's really ugly, why the hell would you be fazed by it?
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    But if they took your advice, I wouldn't be able to troll guys by tricking them into looking at pictures of my naked crotch any more.
     In fact, heterosexual insecurity was always one of my favourite things to troll...
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Maybe it's because the penis is more yellower than the rest of their body or their balls have sagging fatty tissue on them?
  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    Our man's underlying aversion is not the sight of ugliness--he may well be thrilled to see the next gory horror flick--but being thought gay. Of course, I'm not inclined to think a man any gayer if he shrugs off another man's nudity than if they baw and writhe over it, so his theatrics don't work on me, but he probably needs to assure himself somewhat. It's complicated..
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-27 10:48:48
    So they don't like looking at naked men. Big deal.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    It's annoying.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    WE should set an example, now if only I could find a picture of a naked man/men on the internet to post here..
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    edited 2011-05-27 11:35:24
    For instance, you're just being dumb if you get freaked out by this


    But go ahead and feel disgust at http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/b/b6/Cwcshaven.JPG this. NSFW dummy
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^ {NSFW TAG PLZ}
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ Yet I'm sure there are people who would feel uncomfortable looking at that statue.
  • BeorcBeorc
    Is it okay if I'm uncomfortable looking at any naked person instead of just males?
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    It's a bit odd, but okay.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    It's ugly to look at. simple as that. now shut up.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yah, I don't like how dicks look.

    What's so hard to understand about that?
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    I don't like how slugs look, but I don't freak out when I see one in a movie.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Slugs don't ejaculate on your face.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I don't like how slugs look, but I don't freak out when I see one in a movie.

    Well, we could do this ad infinitum, but it doesn't change the point that I feel uneasy watching a dick. If that annoys you, then deal with it, I'm too busy ignoring the dick to care about your petulant "I'm better than thou just because I'm not disgusted by dicks" attitude.

    (Yes, this is a bit of a touchy subject for me...)
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-05-27 12:26:25
    Has friends besides tanks now
    What I think he means is that ignoring/being uncomfortable around dicks is acceptable, but making a loud fuss over them and acting like you have something to prove isn't.
  • DYREDYRE
    BEFORE I EVE-

    Wait...  nevermind.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    ^^^very well phrased
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-05-27 13:33:38
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    "Seriously. You've all been in locker rooms..."

    I avoid locker rooms like the plague.

    In any case, I hate nudity. Partly because it reminds me of this thing called humanity that I'm stuck with, and partly because the human body is nasty, hairy, lumpy, smelly, awkward, and all around gross. But mostly for the second reason. Even cute, clean shaven, super attractive Japanese girls.

    Clothes are infinitely superior to the lack thereof.

    Notice how I'm using my serious mode text. (reddish mauve text.)
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    as for "you've all been in locker rooms"

    one of my worse fights were started in a locker room. Yes, it was in the buff. Yes, I had to uppercut a few nuts. and unfortunately, my fists were already cracked and bloody by the time it had to resort to that.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    I got in a fight in a locker room before; fortunately I was still in swimming trunks.

    I would've actually put up a fight, but I was afraid I'd actually hurt him. :/
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-27 13:56:24
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Seeing naked men makes me want to cut my dick off  in horror.
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    *shrug* I'm gay and I'm not disgusted by naked women--Unless she's just ugly, but the same goes for ugly men--so I don't see why it needs to be any different for straight guys and naked men.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-05-27 14:00:56
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I don't see why people care so much about seeing other people naked.

    It's a human body.  Get over it.

    ^ Society has made a much bigger deal about how naked females are supposedly attractive, so this isn't a fully fair comparison.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-05-27 14:41:08
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Human bodies are disgusting. I'd rather see a slug or roadkill.
  • BobBob
    What GMH said. It's not just a thing of "OH LAWDY, A PENIS! MY STRAIGHT, VIRGIN EYES!" I just don't get the stigma konserning nudity. I've never got why we're supposed to feel ashamed of our or other people's bodies. And no, this isn't a fetish thing, it's just a "nudity is kompletely natural, why akt like it's so gross" thing.

    "In any case, I hate nudity. Partly because it reminds me of this thing called humanity that I'm stuck with"

    Huh?
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    edited 2011-05-27 15:31:48
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    As a human I am prone to biases and countless flaws; not to mention weaknesses in character and whatnot. It is a great source of irk to me that I am stuck like this till the day I die.

    Yes, I have a very low opinion of humanity, and it rubs me the wrong way when I have to participate in any human act.
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