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(NSFW) I had sex with fire last night

Comments

Vivi

2011-05-26 23:39:33
$80+ per session

-EXTENDED LURK MODE DEACTIVATED-

Not sure if like vagina.
Vorpy

2011-05-26 23:40:06
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

-huggles Vivi-

Oh shitposting comrade.
Bob

2011-05-26 23:40:54

You'd just be kamera-ing, it's not that big a deal! Besides, there'd only be, like, two or three vaginas, I lost kount.
vacasama

2011-05-26 23:42:12
Woki mit deim Popo.

So will this have tools of some kind?
Vivi

2011-05-26 23:42:13
$80+ per session

I'll be the tall one.
Bob

2011-05-26 23:44:10

^^No, sama. You are the tools.
MillerCross

2011-05-26 23:45:04
You can change. You can.

Hmmm, I'd like being a tool.
Vivi

2011-05-26 23:46:02
$80+ per session

Hmmm...still don't know if like vajayjay...

What exactly do I have to do?
vacasama

2011-05-26 23:46:33
Woki mit deim Popo.

Wow, I can live my life's dream of being a dildo.
Bob

2011-05-26 23:47:30

^^Just fuking set up the kamera and get the fuking on tape it's NOT THAT GODDAMN HARD YOU STUPID FUKING BGTGRGBHRBGHRGBHTBGHTRBGHR
Vivi

2011-05-26 23:48:36
$80+ per session

HEY. NO ONE CALLS ME A BGTGRGBHRBGHRGBHTBGHTRBGHR AND GETS AWAY WITH IT YOU FILTHY QMJFMQJFMQFMQJFMJQFQF
Bob

2011-05-26 23:49:16

oh motherfuker

that's it

it's on

you're going down

...town.
Vivi

2011-05-26 23:52:30
$80+ per session

Oooh, like on a date? ♥

What are we doing?
Bob

2011-05-26 23:53:43

You.
Vivi

2011-05-26 23:54:39
$80+ per session

-blushes-

A-ah...Bob...I-I don't know if...
DonZabu

2011-05-26 23:55:04

That turned around fast.
Bob

2011-05-26 23:55:49

Shh-sh-shh, quiet, Vivi.

-takes her hand-

Don't think too hard about it, just free your mind... And your body...
MillerCross

2011-05-26 23:56:39
You can change. You can.

Oh, we're doing things already?

-Starts having some good sex...with someone-
vacasama

2011-05-26 23:56:52
Woki mit deim Popo.

~~PICS or GTFO~~

I'm getting lesbian subtext around here.
Vivi

2011-05-26 23:57:49 edited 2011-05-26 23:58:40
$80+ per session

-closes eyes-

I...I...I trust you...

-stabs Bob-
vacasama

2011-05-26 23:58:27
Woki mit deim Popo.

Freud would love this.
Bob

2011-05-26 23:58:28 edited 2011-05-26 23:58:49

^^^L-l-l-lesbian? Good heavens, no! We're just having some perfektly normal, heterosexual friendship-type thing going on here!

Now, kome on, Vivi. Let's have some nise, klean, heterosexual lesbian sex!

^^NOOOOOOO!

I DIE!

-dies-
TsumugiKotobuki

2011-05-27 00:00:08

Tsk tsk tsk.
^_^
Vivi

2011-05-27 00:00:50 edited 2011-05-27 00:01:13
$80+ per session

<-<

>->

V_V

-fucks Bob's corpse-
MillerCross

2011-05-27 00:01:20
You can change. You can.

Bob...I'll be your Lesbian.

Also...

-resurrects Bob with the power of his initials-
Bob

2011-05-27 00:03:23

-lunges at Vivi, drinks her blood-
Vivi

2011-05-27 00:04:46
$80+ per session

SHIT. YOU DISCOVERED MY ONE FETISH.
TsumugiKotobuki

2011-05-27 00:04:57

Ooh Bob, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing.
-makes some light, teasing nibbles up and down your neck-
Bob

2011-05-27 00:05:59

-noms on Mugi's head-
TsumugiKotobuki

2011-05-27 00:08:37 edited 2011-05-27 00:08:55

^~^
-my hair just happens to be a powerful aphrodisiac when ingested-

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