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(NSFW) I had sex with fire last night

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  • BobBob
    "And I'll finish in you're mom's vagina, Gelzo :D"

    I'll finish in you are mom's vagina, Gelzo?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    U jelly.
  • BobBob
    U peanut butter.

    Let's maek a sandwich. :3
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    Hold on now, it's only a sandwich if three or more people are involved.

    -takes off my shirt-

  • BobBob
    Yeah, I guess you're right, Don.

    Somebody go get Vorpy! :D
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    From fire to threesomes, I like where this thread is going.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yeah, but what is Don Zabu?

    Also, I ain't no Peanut butter. I am bread. :D
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^ Marshmallow fluff.
  • BobBob
    Well, we're not making s'mores. We don't need you. Shoo. Lesbians only.
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    What about fluffernutters?

    And I'm a lesbian on the inside, damnit!

  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 23:28:28
    Flufferwhatters?

    Not enough. You have the body of a man. See, I have the body of a woman, and Juanita here has the body of a flatjhested futanari. Therefore, we're both lesbians.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-26 23:14:50

    Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff. Big in Massachusetts.

    And trust me, I am not the most masculine knife in the drawer, by any means.

  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Body of a woman you say?  I would say your mind is out of this world.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 23:17:04
    So not only are you a man, but you're a wimpy man? Pfft. If we do, for whatever reason, need to get a man involved in all of this, he'd need to be, like, six feet tall and super manly. Like, Kratos, only not as gray and overrated and violent.

    ^Be that as it may, I- wait, what?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I'm kinda masculine...I just know what Bobby likes. :P
  • BobBob
    I like Bobby. He's more fun than a bag full of fun stuffed inside of a fun box in funland. :3
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-26 23:24:47
    Well my voice isn't particularly feminine...
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    @Bob: Oh u.

    @Don Zabu: Yeah, your voice is too deep. Don't worry, Middie will approve. She likes the cock.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 23:26:34
    Espesially when it's extra krispy and drenjhed in hot sause! :3
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    At the very least, you'd need me to do all the camerawork. We gotta make this project look good if we want to make good money off it.
  • BobBob
    Hmm... Nah.

    How about Vivi? She's pretty bitjhing.

    Where did she go, anyway?
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