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The "You-Suck" style of parenting.

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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Haldo, my girlfriend, is a lesbian who is also jailbait :(

    Juan, on the other hand, is a futanari lesbian without boobs and thus is not lesbian enough for me.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 00:08:08
    ...So, if you don't want hi- er, her, can I have her? :3
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-05-26 00:09:19
    You can change. You can.
    Sure thing!
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I wish I could be considered a "lesbian".


  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    If you only like women, then you are a lesbian! It just so happens that you are a lesbian that has a penis...
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 00:12:30
    Don't tell me you're straight, CA.

    Well, you'll figure it out eventually. Men are overrated. Come on, let's go Juan! :3

    From now on, everyone is lesbian!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    -hugs Middie- Let's go and have lesbian sex! :D
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Not true, Juan.

    For example, lesbians can leave the toilet seat down.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    This conversation turned really weird really fast.

    (Also I'm reminded of the time in old-IJBM when I bitched about "people who say I can't have lesbian sex because I'm biologically male" or something like that)
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It's better than another bitch-about-Chagen-fest.

    Lesbians are so much better than that~
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    For some reason my first thought was to post "LESBIAN DOUBLE REACHAROUND", but I'm going to hold off on the urge to go into full-on-shitpost mode.
  • BobBob
    Lesbians are better than everything.

    Lesbians and pizza.

    ...Pizza party anyone?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ... Pizza on lesbians.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-05-26 00:21:08
    ^^ Depends. Is it a Lesbian Pizza Party?

    ^ damn ninja
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Hmmm, pizza.

    Hmmmm, Bob

    Hmmmm, eating pizza from Bob's stomach.


  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ... Lesbians on pizza.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You cannibalist bastard, you.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 00:23:18
    There is nothing about any of the five comments before this one that I don't like. :D

    ...Except that last one.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Are you telling me you wouldn't like to eat out a lesbian~?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-05-26 00:30:26
    I'd like to eat out with a lesbian. You know, take her to the pizza place down in Parkersburg. The one that's just called "The Pizza Place"...
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ...Oh...I see what you did there...

    ...

    ...

    -ruffles Cygan's hair- You're awesome. :D
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    =D
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    I like it when we have happy threads.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Don't we all...

    can we have the name of the thread changed to "Why isn't everyone a lesbian?"
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    >_>

    <_<
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    edited 2011-05-26 00:35:18
    Listening to the Avenue Q soundtrack before I get up makes me a happy Scotsman!

    Also, I didn't even know Cygan was female till recently, let alone a lesbian.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-26 00:35:25
    Er, I don't think Chagen would be cool with that.

    Then again, maybe he would. Everyone loves lesbians.

    No, wait, everyone is lesbians!

    ^-highfive-
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-05-26 00:35:54
    @thread rename: I can't believe you did that.

    (I mean this in the "lol" sense, not the "OMG POWER ABUSE!!" sense)
  • BobBob
    ^What she said.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Well, I did it for two reasons:

    One: Chagen needs to learn to cool down a bit when he makes posts. This one didn't turn out so bad, but I'm hoping me mucking around with his thread will show that the mods disapprove of his behaviour.

    Two: It amused me.
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