The "You-Suck" style of parenting.

Chagen · 2011-05-25 22:24:41

Mom, shut the fuck up. I'm doing my homework. I don't need you yelling about how I don't do anything and I'm a lazy fuck and how I'm going to fail so I shouldn't even try in the first place. I'm doing stuff in class. Shut the fuck up, you don't know what the fuck goes on those classrooms. Telling your kid he sucks is not good parenting. And stop getting drunk late at night, god dammit. You're annoying as hell when you're too wasted to know what you're saying.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-25 22:28:24

Wait doesn't your mothe rusually takme your side?

Chagen · 2011-05-25 22:38:55

Yes, except when's she drunk.

But she almost always takes my side. But she doesn't hesitate to point out my shortcomings and try to help me through them.

Except when she's drunk. Then all she does is go on drunken rants and lambast me.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-05-25 22:44:03

Intoxication has the effect of temporarily dropping INT and WIS.

Bob · 2011-05-25 23:13:08

Dumb question, I know, but have you ever mentioned how she acts when she's drunk while she's sober?

Nova · 2011-05-25 23:14:12

Intoxication has the effect of temporarily dropping INT and WIS.

One day of rest recovers 1 point~

MillerCross · 2011-05-25 23:29:54

But it reduces Strenght and Perception

Nova · 2011-05-25 23:35:51

What? No it doesn't. This is ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

MillerCross · 2011-05-25 23:38:10

...you've never had a hangover, have you?

Nova · 2011-05-25 23:39:03

Shortpacked quote, I have had far too many hangovers.

Central Avenue · 2011-05-25 23:41:11

It's funny, despite not being familiar with that line at all, I knew you were quoting something, because you don't talk like that.

MillerCross · 2011-05-25 23:41:58

I knew she was quoting something, but I thought she still meant it. -shrug-

Nova · 2011-05-25 23:42:25

I have a distinctive speech pattern.

^ No. I JUST WANTED TO BE INCLUDED IN THE CONVERSATION ;__;

Bob · 2011-05-25 23:45:15

~~I'll include you into my conversation, if you catch my drift...~~

No, bad Bob. No using bad pick-up lines on mods. Bad bob.

Central Avenue · 2011-05-25 23:45:46

Honestly, it was the "you're ridiculous", 'cause I know you wouldn't randomly insult someone like that.

MillerCross · 2011-05-25 23:46:05

...but the best bobs are the ones who seduce the mods.

...

and I just imagined Bob in bed with Glenn and Funnyguts...why.

^ You should see our MSN conversations.

Central Avenue · 2011-05-25 23:48:45

No one ever talks to me over MSN! ;_;

Wait, I don't have an MSN...

MillerCross · 2011-05-25 23:49:35

-shrug- These days, I only use to talk to Cygan and a couple of old friends from HS.

Central Avenue · 2011-05-25 23:51:02

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just posting dumb things because I'm bored.

Nova · 2011-05-25 23:51:56

I randomly insult Juan all the time. I'm like, a non-romantic tsundere.

Bob · 2011-05-25 23:52:00

~~^^^^^Who showed you that video? >_>~~

MillerCross · 2011-05-25 23:54:04

I randomly insult Juan all the time. I'm like, a ~~non-~~romantic tsundere. And a really bad liar.

FTFY

Bob · 2011-05-25 23:55:28

Cygan and Juan, sitting in a tree.

S-E-X-X-I-N-G

MillerCross · 2011-05-25 23:56:12

Oi! it's a perfectly sexless, kissless, unromantic romantic relationship. Respect that.

Central Avenue · 2011-05-25 23:56:55

Well, this was an unexpected derail.

Nova · 2011-05-25 23:57:37

But I'm already in a relationship with a lesbian.

MillerCross · 2011-05-25 23:58:34

But you're polyamorous, remember?

Bob · 2011-05-26 00:01:26

Cygan and Juan, sitting in a tree.

...

~~WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU TWO DOOOOOOO~~

Nova · 2011-05-26 00:02:53

But my lesbian is not polyamorous.

Bob · 2011-05-26 00:04:06

~~Juan is a lesbian?~~

MillerCross · 2011-05-26 00:05:22

~~She doesn't have to know, Cygan.~~

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