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@Homocidal Avenue :> Can I has mercy plz I can be your little loli slave if you spare me
Fine, tell you what I'll do: I'll have an application process. Anonus and Tnoph are already in, but if you want to be saved, fill out form 31B and leave it with my
slavesecretary, who will present it to the review board for a final decison.(Wow, that came out darker than I expected.)
^ Eh, that would be up to the
slavesecretary, I guess.Though I guess I gotta put together a review board, now.
^I thought this would involve some attempts to gain supernatural powers or something.
^ Ew. Maybe I should rethink this.
slavesecretary now? This is so confusing...Dawwwwww
Also how are you going to go about this with six billion other people?
Either that, or FBI agents. Either way, it's bad.
^^ Huh, I hadn't considered that. It would also mean no more slaves.
^I'll be right over to fight 'em off!
Still, I'm suspicious, so instead of my real phone, I gave them a Wonka bar with "AT&T" hastily written across it. And a terrible sketch of Saul Bass's globe logo.
It's like a spoiled five-year-old's gonna be master of us all...
^^ Crap. Where's Security when you need him?