›
If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
-UE

How do you do anything (aka Sandbox)

1…1314161819…61

Comments

  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    edited 2011-02-27 23:24:52
    Free To Be 32C

    @Homocidal Avenue  :> Can I has mercy plz I can be your little loli slave if you spare me
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-02-27 23:27:10
    Aw Jeez, I spare one person and now you all want to be saved.

    Fine, tell you what I'll do: I'll have an application process. Anonus and Tnoph are already in, but if you want to be saved, fill out form 31B and leave it with my slave secretary, who will present it to the review board for a final decison.
  • AnonusAnonus
    But how would you go about taking over the world? Would you get in contact with some god-like being? Go about it the [Jack Noir] way?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-02-27 23:29:22
    What if we're fucking your secretary? Can they present that to the review board?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-02-27 23:31:28
    My plan: [Wait for Mooberry Street to take over the world, then kill him/her under the pretense of setting people free. By the time the people realize I'm not their hero or savior, I'll already be torturing and killing them all.]

    (Wow, that came out darker than I expected.)

    ^ Eh, that would be up to the slave secretary, I guess.

    Though I guess I gotta put together a review board, now.
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2011-02-27 23:31:00
    I'm not fucking the secretary. I'm far too awkward to have a chance!

    ^I thought this would involve some attempts to gain supernatural powers or something.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-02-27 23:32:24
    Well, by killing Mooberry Street, I gain his/her powers, of course. Though I'm not quite sure what said powers are.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-02-27 23:33:37
    ^^^Ooh, ooh, I'll be the review board! :D
  • AnonusAnonus
    Don't you have to eat Mooberry Street?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-02-27 23:33:34
    ^^ Well, there's the power of easy access to Eastbound I-70, for one.

    ^ Ew. Maybe I should rethink this.
  • AnonusAnonus
    But I thought you would like cannibalism...
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Why would you fuck me Bob? :3
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Wait, Tnoph is my slave secretary now? This is so confusing...
  • BobBob
    Cuz I luv u, bitch. Duh. <3

    -huggles-
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    -kisses Bob on the cheek mid-huggle-

    Dawwwwww
  • AnonusAnonus
    Wouldn't it get a bit lonely in a world where everyone but you and I and Tnophelia were dead?

    Also how are you going to go about this with six billion other people?
  • BobBob
    Well, I won't be dead.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-02-27 23:40:29
    Hmm...In retrospect, it was a bad idea to reveal my plans for taking over the world on a public forum. Now Mooberry Street's goons are trying to break down my door.

    Either that, or FBI agents. Either way, it's bad.

    ^^ Huh, I hadn't considered that. It would also mean no more slaves. :(
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2011-02-27 23:39:56
    Right, you too.

    ^I'll be right over to fight 'em off!
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    And we are females. Which means we can reproduce with animals to make a new race of people that are deformed as fuck and have horrible birth defects and ethical views.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-02-27 23:41:00
    -gasp- My dream come true! :D

    ...Wait, does this mean I have to actually fuck animals? Because, eww, no.
  • AnonusAnonus
    Wait no you can't
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Ok, it turns out said goons only wanted to ask to borrow my phone, as apparently their vehicle broke down outside my house and they need to call a cab.

    Still, I'm suspicious, so instead of my real phone, I gave them a Wonka bar with "AT&T" hastily written across it. And a terrible sketch of Saul Bass's globe logo.
  • AnonusAnonus
    Man where the fuck are you getting all this candy man
  • BobBob
    Central, I think they got you mixed up with me...

    Help?
  • AnonusAnonus
    Mmph, mmph, good candy.

    It's like a spoiled five-year-old's gonna be master of us all...
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-02-27 23:48:24
    ^^^ Don't you know? I live in the Sugary Sweet Palace in Candy Valley, a suburb of Columbus, Ohio. Whole municipality's made of candy. I'm the mayor/princess.

    ^^ Crap. Where's Security when you need him?
  • BobBob
    OH GOD NOT THE FLUTE

    SOMEONE HELP DEAR GOD PLEASE HELP
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    *dispatches Candy Valley PD*
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2011-02-27 23:52:03
    ^^^For some reason that made me think of this.
Sign In or Register to comment.