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1. A jab hits once. That makes perfect sense. But a body blow can hit twice in the same swing. and a fucking uppercut can hit you SEVEN times, 4 of those hits will come from the attacker's underarm.
2. Apparently, taking up a static stance can block anything. A right cross. a shoulder tackle. A thrown knife. A tornado. Anything.
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^ regarding point six: Everest, I think i love you
19. why yes, it perfectly is valid to follow up a left body blow with a left straight you haven't taken up the stance for. Your body will shift by itself.
22. Using your hair in a fatality move.
23. HADOUKEN!
24. The mini harpoon you used to get them over here isn't fatal at all. You may have impaled them in the jugular, but shit, the damage is cosmetic. Negligible.
@Schitzo: Mortal Kombat, actually.
28. Having long, expendable arms, and using them for striking attacks against your opponent as opposed to, say, strangling him.