All the hot girls I know are older than me.

Trash_Vortex · 2011-04-25 14:46:46

You still are 15, don't lie.

Vivi · 2011-04-25 14:53:57

Wow, Chagen's 15? Huh.

...

...I'll still cyber with him out of curiosity.

Icalasari · 2011-04-25 14:54:22

^^ Even though I know you are joking, that still made me want to take photos of my drivers (well, learners. Calgary makes me scared of practicing driving

) medical card, etc. and post them as proof

I don't think my brain quite grasps the concept of identity theft

BlackHumor · 2011-04-25 16:50:34

Dear Glenn,

The god of forum moderation isn't here right now, but I say go for it.

Sincerely,
Slaneesh

DonZabu · 2011-04-25 17:08:51

-wouldn't have guessed that Vorpy would cyber with Chagen in a million years-

CommandoDude · 2011-04-25 17:10:37

I like where this thread is going.

^ Vorpy is that easy.

Icalasari · 2011-04-25 17:12:34

ITT: Chagen has turned from Chagen into a sexy man, according to the offers to cyber he has been given

DonZabu · 2011-04-25 17:16:39

^ By that logic, I'd be Teddy Van-Norris-Spice.

TheConductor · 2011-04-25 17:27:19

^^ That's a bit mean don'tcha think Commando?

DYRE · 2011-04-25 18:02:08

Hm... I actually can't think of any girls I've been attracted to that are older than me...

Wait, maybe one.

CommandoDude · 2011-04-25 18:19:18

^^ Isn't that like a compliment since it's Vorpy?

Vivi · 2011-04-25 18:21:22

It's mean to Chagen, is what he's saying.

Marioguy128 · 2011-04-25 19:31:54

... wtfamireading.jpg

I've, erm, had the older girl problem before, but haven't encountered it now.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-04-25 20:43:56

I think I once found a chemistry professor attractive. I don't know her age but I'd guess that she's in her late 50s or early 60s. She is extremely lively and charismatic, mind you. I think that's the oldest woman I've been attracted to.

Edit: I just checked her Wikipedia page and I think at the time she was in her mid-50s actually. But still.

Elbeem · 2011-04-25 21:57:39

This thread settles it: Chagen is definitely an FBI in real life, and his entire posting history has been part of an elaborate sting operation to build a case against any who fall for the bait.

So don't be surprised if Chris Hansen pops in to visit sometime soon. Just sayin'.

vacasama · 2011-04-25 21:59:52

/Virgin RAEG

Are you sure that's the best possible choice of words to use? That reminds me of somebody else...

Bob · 2011-04-25 22:13:02

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TheMightyAnonym · 2011-04-25 22:24:47

The girl I like is 12 years older than me. This is not a flaw.

Don't worry Chagen! Your time will come!

snowbull · 2011-04-25 22:26:27

Will the party van arrive for me soon?

Icalasari · 2011-04-26 02:26:33

^ PARTY VAN!?

DOES IT HAVE CAKE AND BALLOONS!?

Bob · 2011-04-26 02:29:21

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randomtropeloser · 2011-04-26 02:39:42

Bob, those pictures you post make it impossible for my screen to work. You always do this to me. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Bob · 2011-04-26 02:41:54

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randomtropeloser · 2011-04-26 02:47:00

My tits are none of your business, thank you very much.

Bob · 2011-04-26 02:48:34

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randomtropeloser · 2011-04-26 02:50:34

You just blocked my entire screen with those retarded images of yours how rude. HOW> RUDE>

Bob · 2011-04-26 02:52:10

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randomtropeloser · 2011-04-26 02:55:09

Bob has posted the troll face. I cannot win, nothing can stand up to the trollface. Please forgive me Middie, I'm sorry.

Bob · 2011-04-26 02:55:58

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randomtropeloser · 2011-04-26 03:00:41

Thank you Middie! You're the best. I knew you would understand because you are the best.

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