All the hot girls I know are older than me.

Chagen

On the internet at least. Whenever I become good friends with a girl on the internet. She's always above 17. Dammit. Why can't I ever become friends with a girl around 15-16? This is....serious and not serious at the same time. /Virgin RAEG

GLORIOUSLeader

-patpat- 

Vorpy

Chagen if you want to cyberfuck me all you have to do is send a PM. It's that easy.

Chagen

I'm not sure why I care. Not like I could sex her anyway.

^But you said I sucked at it anyway.

Vorpy

You did, so that's why I stopped offering.

Vivi

Well, why don't you try me Chagen? Maybe Vorpy just needs a certain kind of man that you aren't.

TheConductor

I'm surprised it's people being older than you that's the problem.

Chagen

Vorpy:.....Then why the fuck are you offering it again?

GLORIOUSLeader

Perhaps I could give it a spin? 

Vorpy

Because desu

Vivi

My curiosity is getting the better of me. Send me a PM Chagen. That is, if you are man enough to cyber with a mom.

Chagen

Not so sure doing that in a public school would be a good idea.

glennmagusharvey

I understood the first post and then

All Nines

Damn it, now I wanna cyber with one of you two (referring to Vorpy or Vivi), even though I don't have much of an idea how.

See, Chuggles, if it makes you feel better, I'm envious that you've even cybered with people and making it known.

glennmagusharvey

Chagen, I'm not sure that being on this website at all while you're in a public school is a good idea.

TheConductor

I will cyber with every one on this damn site, ESPECIALLY the moms!

Chagen

Glenn: All hail the privacy of an Ipod.

Fuck, coach, hurry up take roll already!

Vivi

Well, I'll be waitin'...

TheConductor

^ Waiting on who, Vivi?

Trash_Vortex

ITT: People offering sex to Chagen.

Never thought I'd see the day...

Vivi

Chagen and his gigantic virtual cock.

How big is he Vorpy?

glennmagusharvey

Dear lesser deity of internet forum moderation,

Should I let this thread descend into cybersexing?

Revering your infinite wisdom or lack thereof,
Glenn Magus Harvey

glennmagusharvey

@Chagen: IIRC there was a recent evening news article about the iPod and how it collects location data and history.

And for what it's worth, I've been attracted to girls older than and younger than me.  I don't see a problem.

Old Saturn

Every girl I've dated, slept with, loved, flirted, and cybered with as been older than me.

All Nines

Damn it, now I'm conflicted. On one hand, I'm painfully envious that Chuggles is getting offers to cyber (I tend to get pretty unjustifiably envious. Not one of my better traits). On the other hand, I'm too pussy to actually do something about it and send a PM, since I get a little squicked out at the thought of myself doing anything sexual with someone else's body, even cybering, because I'm also disgusted by myself.

Don't worry, I've already called the wahmbulance. It should arrive in a couple of minutes.

tl;dr: Foreveralone

Trash_Vortex

The only thing for it is for the rest of us to have a boring clothed orgy.

All Nines

What.

Trash_Vortex

You know what, made sense in my head.

MousaThe14

......

The hell did I just read? Chagen getting pity-cybers?

Welp, there's go my sanity. Mousa the 14 is no longer here, only Moldar the Nude remains.

Hyper flabbin nogan noogin!

GLORIOUSLeader

Flappity flap flap 

Icalasari

Why not just lie about age?

...Not like I EVER did that when I was 15-16! Nope, not at all!