I can't judge the quality of pop songs.

Bob

Please, her neighborhood looks like my neighborhood. I've seen nicer.

I can't help but agree with everything else in that post, but her other song (forget the name of it) is way worse, mainly because it's sexualizing the girl, and she's like, 12 or something.

Wicked223

INCOMING

(play them all at once)

OKAY *plays*

...oh god I can see forever

glennmagusharvey

^^ Link please.

Also, I couldn't see her neighborhood very well other than the fact that it has huge lawns, looks pretty damn new and wide open (and level), and she has what appears to be a large flat-screen in her own bedroom.

glennmagusharvey

HEY KOJI KONDO, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU WRITE SOME MORE MUSIC, BUT CRAZY BUS HAS THE BEST SOUNDTRACK OF ALL TIME.  OF ALL TIME!!!!

Bob

Maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion, but something about the video and the lyrics just bother me.

GLORIOUSLeader

Yeah, that's not right. At all.

I need a shower. 

Also, I think it's hilarious that this song is "Oh my God," but Usher censors himself to "Oh my gosh."

Bob

Yes, because a 12 year old girl bragging about how hot she supposedly is to creepy 40 year old men can use God's name in vain, but not a sexy R&B singer.

...Wait, what was the point of me typing that?

glennmagusharvey

...she's twelve?

Freakin' Anemone looks older than her.  Makes sense.

Freaking hell.

Bob

Yeah. Which is why that is so freaking weird.

Of course, it would still be weird even if she were of age because she looks just like Bob Saget, but that's something different entirely.

Vorpy

I fucking love these girls.

Bob

I'll see your scenester girls and raise you a former Cheetah Girl gone bad.

GLORIOUSLeader

I knew that would get brought up.

I don't think I've seen a more spectacular (pardon le pun) failure to be sexy in a music video since ever. 

Bob

If it were just some other singer, I would've found it lulzy and moved on, but the fact that I remember her from the Cheetah Girls / 3LW and had a completely different image of her when I was younger depresses me. :<

Still pretty lulzy, though.

DonZabu

An executive summary of every Millionaires song ever:

"TRASHY SHIT KESHA RIPOFF FUCK OF HATERS DOUBLE STANDARD HUMP HUMP HUMP".

glennmagusharvey

> cheetah girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v3NZ8Q5JzQ

Bob

...No idea what that is, but for some reason, I LOVE IT.

...What is it?

glennmagusharvey

A remix of the "Cheetahmen" theme--the level theme from one of the infamously bad Action 52 NES games.  The game was crap, but the music is very fondly remembered.  Remixes of it abound on the internet; apparently it's especially popular in Japan.

Bob

Huh. I should've known that. Used to be my favorite song at one point.

Have I not listened to that thing for that long?

glennmagusharvey