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I hate the internet. Let me tell you why.
4chan - Anarchic and antagonistic. Chews up newbies for fun. On the other hand at least they admit their faults more readily than some of the others on this list. Project Chanology was great once but now I just want to kick Anonymous' shins in. Fucking bunch of irresponsible subversive cocksuckers.
SomethingAwful - A bunch of whiny assholes who feel a need to ACT mature without actually knowing how to BE mature (see also: Anne kissing ass in the PYF thread very quickly after her initial arrival and discovering she couldn't complain openly). Pretty sure they secretly hate everything and only follow a given show/game/etc. in order to feel better by belonging to a trend. Is in the ironic position of being politically liberal as fuck on average while simultaneously accepting a sitewide almost-libertarian mindset of anything-goes-if-it-lets-me-be-a-dick. Manages to be whinier than the social justice warriors they mock. And despite claiming to hate memes they just promote their own obnoxious brand of in-jokes, best embodied by the inane mark-of-shame bullshit people put in the redtext they buy for each other's avatars. By the way, I have an account there. You know the saying "Familiarity breeds contempt"? Yeah.
Reddit - Still haven't forgiven them for the r/jailbait fiasco earlier this year. Oh yeah, individual Redditors can be plenty cool, but that's not going to prevent me from hating the site as a whole. Also, I've grown FUCKING TIRED of rage comics.
Tumblr - HETERO CIS WHITE PRIVELEGE SOCIALISM REBLOG THIS OR YOU'RE A PATRIARCHAL FASCIST STOOGE, RESPECT MY RIGHT TO MY FICTIVE HEADMATE. Also, you totally dig me being an anxious shy social wreck, right? Alternatively: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2229
Facebook - All other problems with this place seem small in light of their recent decision to insert unskippable, autoplay video ads into the website. Seriously, fuck you Zuckerberg and fuck your couch.
Yahoo! comments - Makes a convincing argument for forced sterilization.
TV Tropes - I don't have to explain this to you IJBM lot, now, do I?
Moral of the story: The internet doesn't make you stupid, but it DOES enable stupid people to not be punished adequately for their actions.