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  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    I have never met one. Even the people I know who like awful pop songs still think "Friday" is terrible.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    It concerns me that Rebecca Black doesn't seem to understand how reviled Friday was, considering whoever was behind her channel referred to it as "the hit song".

    It may have been n awful of piece of shit, but it is the song that made her known. You know, her hit.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    IJBM: Realizing that I probably could have gotten laid by now if I weren't such an awkward nerd.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    What's the big deal about getting laid anyway?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^Sounds pretty fun to me.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-09-22 20:47:45
    You can change. You can.
    Because sex is blah blah sharing yourself with one other person blah blah is not as shameful and taboo as masturbation blah blah horny fuckers etc etc

    Anyway, I need help with the togglebox thing, I can't seem to make it work.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    I feel like this Republican debate should be enraging me more, but it just isn't...
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I have the strangest urge to bump "The Accurate Thread for Children of the '90s".
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    sharing yourself with one other person
    That's quite a generalization.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-09-22 21:09:04
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "What's the big deal about getting laid anyway?"

    How could it not be? There's a lot to it.

    "is not as shameful and taboo as masturbation"

    Fuck taboos, I just wish I knew what it felt like.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    There is probably something wrong when your first liveblog attempt ends up far longer than the chapter your blogging >.>
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    It's actually fairly common, after all, text liveblogs have both the text your liveblogging and your commentary.

    You should try to avoid that.

    @INUH and Everes: I thought the fact that I said "Horny fuckers" showed that I wasn't being serious.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    What, and you thought I was being serious?
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-09-22 21:47:33
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I figured "blah blah feels way better than masturbation" would have been more fitting.

    And I realize now that I could have phrased my "Fuck taboos" comment better, since, you know, that might imply I'd rape someone.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    everest is raping someone ;<
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    What, and you thought I was being serious?

    dude. you used a long word.

    long words are srs bsnss
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I just wanted to make a threesome joke without being too direct.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "everest is raping someone ;<"

    What?! No, of course not! D:
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Oh.

    I just realized...

    brb facepalming forever
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I saw the phrase "I'd rape someone for a bag of doritos" -Everest.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Anyway, regarding the whole "obsession with getting laid" thing, for me it's less about that and more about the cat that every time I fall in love, for one reason or another, it's with someone I have no chance with. It's really annoying, and I'd like the trend to change at some point.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    it's less about that and more about the cat that every time I fall in love, for one reason or another, it's with someone I have no chance with

    explain

    now

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I derped while typing "fact."

    How the fuck did I manage that?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    If you're on your phone, it's feasible. Otherwise, blegh

    Anyway, my interest in getting laid is barely there these days. I'd like it as much as anyone else, but I'm far more interested in a relationship. 
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I...really, really want to say that I'm on my phone, but I'm not.

    Anyway, yeah, a relationship is what I'm actually shooting for. Getting laid would be a nice bonus.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yeah. It's weird, but a few months back I woulda said the exact opposite. 

    Although I still don't mind not being in a relationship. Mostly because right now I'm too busy failing trying to save every fuck up I made in college.
  • DYREDYRE
    -has essentially no interest in sex or romance at all, presently-
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-09-22 23:08:13
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    So I just got back from beating the matador from Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. For all the hype around him he was pretty simple by SMT standards and I only died once. Once I learned this main magic was force based, I just ingested the force resistant Magatama and fused a couple force-resistant monsters.

    This isn't rocket science folks.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^You were expecting him. The reason why Matador's so infamous is because he's much harder than the bosses preceding him and he comes out of fucking nowhere.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I found the Troll to be tougher, honestly. He was the one I had to end up grinding for.
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