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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2012-04-13 14:54:08
    You can change. You can.

    The quote from the man himself:


    They spend like five issues fighting this vampire who moved his heart to the Microverse, and then at the end Batman says:

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I take it back.



    That's the best pun ever.
  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    How the hell did a single vampire manage to give the JLA trouble for five issues straight? Even if they couldn't kill him, Superman or Green Lantern could just chuck the guy into orbit and call it a day.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    He's that good...? Granted, the guy hid his heart in the "microverse" or something, I dunno. Protega ws the one who gave me the summary.


    Man, I still have to read Morrison's JLA. That alone makes it worth it, in my opinion.


    And Batman defeating the white martians, which was also fuckawesome. 

  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales

    Bale is a much better Wayne than Keaton.


     



    Not in Batman begins he wasn't

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    son, if you were here in this very house, I'd ask you to step away very slowly from my house and then run away for five minutes or I'd fucking...yell...at you.


    man, i need better threats.

  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    That Batman pun needs moar Horatio Caine.


    Although I suppose shades would look stupid over a mask. 

  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales

    ^^


     


    Screw you dad, Keaton was the Batman I grew up with

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Oh, nostalgia. 


    Either way, I think Bale is a good Wayne, the thing is, he's an awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful awful batman


    awful

  • MacDuffyMacDuffy
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.

    I think he's a very entertaining Batman. :c

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    eRepublik is amazing. It's the only game in the world where you can fight the Croats in southern Italy and blow the head off an Isreali mercenary named DeadArab with a bazooka.


    Also, Juan, tell your Colombian friends to get the fuck out of Mexico, they didn't deserve to be conquered like that. :C

  • WhaleWhale
    Champion of the Whales

    ^^


     


    I think that Bale fits the Batman role perfectly and is the best Batman on the big screen

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    That Batman pun needs moar Horatio Caine.



    that's why you need jack knight


  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Juan, Bale understands that it's not who I am underneath, but what I DOOOOOOOOOO that defines me.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    @Forzare:

    I could give you a trial, though, if you want to try it out.

    How long would the trial last?

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Seven days.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    In that case, now is not really a great time. I guess it'd be nice to try it sometime though. Thanks for the offer anyway.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Forzabro wanna hook me up with a trial?

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Then Malk and I can compare experiences and talk Star Wars.


    :>

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-04-13 16:45:34
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    You're trying to help me get the game trial, silly. Not make Forzare block me forever.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Christ, Jack Knight you are such a hipster dork. And that is why you are an amazing character.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Nyktos:  No problem.  Just gimme a heads up when you want it.


    Malk: Sure, PM me your email address and I'll get it sent.


    Alex: i will cut you

  • NyarlyNyarly
    edited 2012-04-13 16:49:02
    Likes cheesecake unironically.

    That talk about Star Wars reminds me that I never played Jedi Academy. I should try to rectify this some time.


    I also never played the Jedi Knight or Mysteries of the Sith (aside from demo versions). Only Dark Forces and Jedi Outcast.


    Damn, I want a new Dark Forces/Jedi Knight/Jedi Whatever game. Something new with Kyle Katarn. He is like the only Star Wars character who is awesome and a Jedi.

  • MacDuffyMacDuffy
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.

    Mace Windu.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Revan and The Exile.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-04-13 16:53:01
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Also, Alex. You should try out the comic Saga. I think you'd dig it. People pitched it to me as Star Wars meets Game of Thrones. It's not a perfect analogy, but it's really really good.


    And read more Demon Knights. They just finished the first arc.


    ^^I'd totally play a DMC-style game as Mace Windu.


    Provided it was technically proficient and not terrible like Force Unleashed.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2012-04-13 16:56:14
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    ^^, ^^^ Kyle Katarn is better than all of them, mostly because he has personality. He's the consummate "fun Jedi" that BioWare failed to write with TOR. Via him, the Jedi Knight games express a lot of the lightheartedness that made the original movies so fun and endearing. 


    Nyarly, unfortunately Jedi Knight only has Kyle in smallish (but regular) doses. He's pretty awesome all the same, but it's not so much a Kyle game. Still well worth playing if you thought Outcast was fun, though. 


    ^ blah blah blah reading's for chumps blah blah blah


    That said, I should get around to reading some comics pretty soon and I'll probably start with those. 

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-04-13 16:55:45
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    ^^ That would be pretty kickass.  That, or another damn Battlefront game.  :V


    Also, the invite is sent.  I'm on The Razor server.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Also


    > Star Wars
    > DMC style gameplay


    I think my response to this should be pretty predictable. Unless you played as a bounty hunter.  

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