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  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    I'd go to Melbourne but my Mother would get really difficult because she really wants to live there and still gives a fuck about living there even though we've been here for two years woman :V


    Melbourne's nice. Wouldn't mind visiting there. I just wouldn't hang out with Alex.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    but i have swords ah bloo bloo bloo

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    but i have swords ah bloo bloo bloo



    that is what I am saying


    how can I use your swords if you are in a different state :<

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-29 03:47:25

    ^^I don't even know you

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    You don't know me much either

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    I know you better than I know Alex.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    That is a true thing.


    But who do I know better, Alex or Legionnaire?

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-29 03:53:11

    Alex, probably.


    Or you could go to Canberra and be equidistant from both of us.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I wanna visit someone though :<

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Then go to Melbourne :V

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    But Alex has no garden I know of


    but he has swords


    i am so conflicteddddd

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Watch as Alex says he has a garden :V

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    if he does


    i know where i am going

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    You were always going there

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    not if he does not have even a semblance of a garden

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    But he probably does

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Maybe not if he lives in a flat

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-29 04:14:30

    Yeah but he might not

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    But he might


    But I would need your mum's permission to turn your garden upside down anyway

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    She would probably give it


    And where would you stay here anyway

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I don't know


    where would i stay

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Sydney's expensive girl


    I mean I've got a spare room but I'm not sure how okay you'd be with that


    And I'm not paying for a hotel

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    A spare room is fine


    so


    the determinitive question


    HAY ALEX, DO YOU HAVE A GARDEN

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Watch as he says yes ;_;

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2012-01-29 07:38:39
    Has friends besides tanks now

    So, now that I've read what happens in The Picture of Dorian Gray, I'm not sure if I want to finish it or not; I only have six chapters left, but it hasn't really been that enjoyable reading it that far, and I'd like to get back to The Shining.


    Oh, and one other thing: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    ^ no fuck you


    Anyway. My post count on BTL is 777, and I have 7 Karma. I'm kind of afraid to post anymore now.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I feel tired, grumpy, sarcastic, and wanting everybody to shut up Is this what being Juan is like?



    no, I am Love and Happiness incarnate.

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

    So do you want to be castrated?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    saw it coming

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    HAY ALEX, DO YOU HAVE A GARDEN



    Yes, but it is adorned only by steel.


    My garden is a field of blades, their steel rotten and enscorcled with black magic. Each blade of grass is a dagger; each bush a tangle of swords; the vines that creep upon my house are veins of steel, dripping molten iron upon my doorstep. The trees scream with iron voices in the wind, and birds do not nest there.


    I do indeed have a garden, that much is true. Blacksmiths tend it by day, but witches keep it by the light of the moon. None enter without my leave, and fewer return.


    That is my garden.

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