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  • a little muffled

    whoa im twenty

  • "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    Happy birthday!

  • There is love everywhere, I already know

    Happy Birthday~

  • happy twenty, @Nyktos

  • Happy Nyktos day!

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Happy birthday!

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Where's that weird-arse happy birthday video from some east European country?

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Besides the congrats, I have learned there's a book titled "Inventing Ruritania". Sounds like ^^^ you might be interested in it.

  • edited 2013-08-14 12:58:40
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Where's that weird-arse happy birthday video from some east European country?



    Oh, it's Bulgarian, and I feel oddly flattered that so many people still remember it.


     



    Besides the congrats, I have learned there's a book titled "Inventing Ruritania". Sounds like ^^^ you might be interested in it.



    Hmmm, I think I've heard about it before. Yeah, it does sounds interesting. I might read it if I manage to acquire a PDF. Through perfectly legal means, of course. Heheheh.

  • "I've come to the conclusion that this is a VERY STUPID IDEA."

    On the subject of birthdays, I'm 18 now. Yay?

  • May the day of your birth forth glory!

  • There is love everywhere, I already know

    Happy Birthday~


    For some reason I thought you were much older than me, turns out we're the same age!

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Happy birthday, both of you!~

  • No rainbow star
    Happy Birthdays to the various peoples!
  • Happy birthday to all.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Happy birthday, Blueeyedrat!

  • "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    Yay Birthdays!

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Aye.

  • edited 2013-08-14 22:33:47

    You know that guy I said had his home randomly raided? Yesterday at the parliament officialist deputees, headed by that charming Pedro Carreño, used bills and photos taken at his home to accuse Justice First (Capriles' party, progressivist, yellow) of holding a network of corruption, narcotrafficking and gay prostitution, with loads of homophobic remarks towards them. So yeah, the left is homophobic. I didn't feel like watching it (I can no longer stomach their cynicism) but from what I've heard it was a new low for the National Assembly, so it must've been really nasty to outdo that time they beat up opposition deputees, whose forced simulcast speech that tried to hide it was also done by Perro Carroña by the way.


    Ahh, his recent appearances under the spotlight made it resurface that time he claimed that DirecTV was used as a bi-directional transmition system to spy on viewers. It made me nostalgic, that was at the time those sort of comments were remarkably crazy and not par of the course. I hope the political economy guys are right (they've been having that annoying habit) and these are a desperate movement's attempts to survive the economic crisis (it seems they managed to stagflate an economy in the middle of a bonanza), I want this sort of insanity to become rare again. Either way, with all the shit the opposition has been through recently and specially MUD deputees, it's hard not to respect them.


    (Should I make a thread about Venezuelan politics?)


    Edit: It's never too late to fix grammer.

  • (Sure, why not?)

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Go ahead.


    Also, the quote of the day:



    So far I really only know the alfabet polski i liczby kurwa jeden do dwadzieśca.

    (Did I use kurwa correctly? I read somewhere that it can replace a comma)  


  • "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    Doesn't kurwa mean fuck? I live in Illinois, so I know a lot of poles who say that when their pissed.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    It literally means "whore" or "bitch", but "fuck" is the English equivalent when it comes to the word's usage as an expletive. The point of the story is that there's an old joke Poles use the word in place of a comma... the dude must've taken it at face value.

  • edited 2013-08-14 19:14:00

    On second though, I won't make that thread. It's already too distracting without setting up to update a thread about it.


    But for a quick update, now they say Miranda's seat (the state Capriles is a governor in) was used for a child prostitution ring.


    By the way, when Diosdado Cabello (Venezuelan Putin and current president of that National Assembly) lost that governorship, that seat and other stuff looked like this.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    It could be worse.  This thread could be about Egyotian politics, and currently consist of exploding shit hitting an exploding fan that's spinning.

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Egyptian Parliament. Directed by Michael Bay.

  • Shitsux. I hope things work out in the end.

  • I wouldn't mind a "Stormtroper tells you about the shit that happens in this country". Speaking of which, I could make a "Ninjaclown kills himself trying to get fit" but I'm sensitive about my body and would rather keep it to myself. I have low confidence, you see. XD

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