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  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2012-12-03 09:13:18

    Possibly rocket propelled, telekintetically moved or on a funky wire system.



    Funky wire system? Uh, you mean like Aquarion here?

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Hey man, don't diss the Neanderthals. They were likely as smart as us, and most non-African humans have some Neanderthal blood.



    Makes sense.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.


    it exists


    (star trek into darkness is still a dumb name)

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Oh my god seriously?


    seriously


    like


    really?

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    which part


    the shitty ass name


    the fact that thats an actual official poster


    the fact that this is still a movie thats happening


    because all of the above are true

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    the shitty ass name.


    I don't think anybody was seriously doubting there would be a Star Trek reboot sequel considering how great the first one is* (and how succesful it was, too)


    Having said that, Into Darkness sounds like the sort of codename production uses to hide the nature of the project rather than the actual name (Obviously that's not the case here, but yeah)


    *: malk no malking

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-12-03 10:29:05
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    I just meant that it's finaly coming out after like four whole years more than that it was in question whether it would happen at all.


    but yeah it's a godawful name


    but benedict cumberbatch is in it so it balances out

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I wonder if the backlash will be huge enough to change the name. I mean, it happened with X-Men's posters. Why not?


    a man can dream




    but benedict cumberbatch is in it so it balances out



    if he's the villain i'll have to ragequit tumblr or die from all the feels and butt posts


  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    yeah in that case get ready to abandon your blog

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I would like to run a very small, informal experiment. This is for my brains, so please contribute. 


    All any willing participants have to do is describe to me, to the best of their knowledge, how a shield is correctly used. Unwilling participants must report to their nearest disciplinary clergyman and will be dealt with shortly. 


    No rules, no structure. You can make distinctions between types if you like or not at all. You may longpost, shortpost, or image macro. Just express how you think a shield is used. This is for my brains.  

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    All any willing participants have to do is describe to me, to the best of their knowledge, how a shield is correctly used.



    you put it in the way of a sword


    and the sword is stopped


    sometimes, if you're tricky, you can hit people in the face with them, too

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    keep the shield in between the other dude's weapon and your body


    maybe hit them with it if the opportunity presents itself


    try not to break your arm

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    so far so good


    don't fail me guys

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    you strap it to your left arm


    put it in front of you to protect a part of your body from the other dude's weapon


    block hits if necessary


    hit him with the shield if convenient


    Good enough?

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    What they said.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    You throw it at people and it returns like a boomerang always.


    and you paint a star on it.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    Oh, and sometimes they're magical and confer enhancement bonuses to your Armor Class, as well as the normal shield bonus. :D

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    you all posted wonderful, insightful answers


    but the correct answer was in fact geometry


    all of you go home


     

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    booooo


    maths has no place in swords

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    fuck you i have diagrams

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    no not diagrams


    my secret weakness

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    everything cool and interesting about swords just died
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Geometry is rapiers anyway.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Well, rapiers are where geometry was first expressed explicitly, but geometric principle applies equally to all weapons. It's bar none the most efficient way of understanding the essence of how to use a sword. 

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    the most efficient way to use a sword >>> stick the pointy end in the other guy >>> you win >>> except if you're fighting a girl

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    okay but what if their sword is in the way


    what then


    huh

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    stick the pointy end in another guy


    then stab the first guy when his sword is away


    if his sword still isn't away stab him in the balls

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    no you're wrong


    don't make me diagrams

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    okay


    dont even bother with sticking the pointy end in another guy


    just stab the first guys balls straight away


    in fact i dont even know why we bother with anything else


    stabbing them in the balls is just so effective


    not likely to be able to do anything for days after

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    Use your shield to rewind time so you can stab them in their sleep?
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