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Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I had ever seen

RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
edited 2011-05-18 18:38:02 in Wonderful posts

She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man.

And I don't know what to do, cause I'll never be with her.

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  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    "I don't know what to do, cause I'll never be with her."

    Drown your sorrows in alcohol?
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Hey there Delilah
    What's it like in New York City?
    I'm a thousand miles away
    But girl, tonight you look so pretty
    Yes you do
    Times Square can't shine as bright as you
    I swear it's true

    Hey there Delilah
    Don't you worry about the distance
    I'm right there if you get lonely
    Give this song another listen
    Close your eyes
    Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
    I'm by your side

    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    What you do to me

    Hey there Delilah
    I know times are getting hard
    But just believe me, girl
    Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
    We'll have it good
    We'll have the life we knew we would
    My word is good

    Hey there Delilah
    I've got so much left to say
    If every simple song I wrote to you
    Would take your breath away
    I'd write it all
    Even more in love with me you'd fall
    We'd have it all

    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me

    A thousand miles seems pretty far
    But they've got planes and trains and cars
    I'd walk to you if I had no other way
    Our friends would all make fun of us
    And we'll just laugh along because we know
    That none of them have felt this way
    Delilah I can promise you
    That by the time we get through
    The world will never ever be the same
    And you're to blame

    Hey there Delilah
    You be good and don't you miss me
    Two more years and you'll be done with school 
    And I'll be making history like I do
    You'll know it's all because of you
    We can do whatever we want to
    Hey there Delilah here's to you
    This one's for you

    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    What you do to me.
  • notwithstandingnotwithstanding
    DUMBER
    Why, you *beep* the *beep* out of her.
  • LongfellowLongfellow
    La vie en rose
    A fellow will remember a lot of things you
    wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back
    in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry. And
    as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in. And
    on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress
    she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw
    her for one second. She didn't see me at all. But I'll
    bet a month hasn't gone by since that I hadn't thought
    of that girl.

    Mr. Bernstein in Citizen Kane
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-05-18 18:53:44
    ^^But my love is pure!
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    And I don't know what to do, cause I'll never be with her.

    And yet, you keep ignoring your hands. Ever considered how they feel, hmm?!
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    You're pitiful.
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    Abyss worm, I can tell from your face that you're fucking high.
  • inkblotinkblot
    000
    Why, dress your hand in a red satin goun and draw a happy face on it, and you'll never know the difference.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    ^^But my love is pure!


    Then you LOVE the SHIT out of her.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Or perhaps GENTLY CARESS the shit out of her? I hear girls like that. 
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    Sux Dix, Man.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ Isn't that just really slow fisting?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-05-18 20:20:18
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    'Tiss better to have fisted and lost

    Than never to have fisted at all.

    - Oscar Wilde
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-18 20:21:14
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I'm worried that when I fist someone my instincts will override and I'll grasp around for that last pringle.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    "If ever a chick is a dime

    Then FUCK the SHIT out of her every time."

    -Oscar Wilde
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I am amused by the number of quotations attributed to me.

    - Oscar Wilde
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Also, yeah, this happens to me occasionally.

    Then I just remember that I have no clue who they are, and even if I did they probably aren't a match for me anyway.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Eh, I'm too much of an Otaku to have this kind of feeling.

    Once you see all those perfect Bishōjos, you just stop having any response to real women.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    I know that feel, bro.

    There's this girl who I really, really like. We're talking Medieval levels of romantic feelings, here. I want to serenade her on a fucking mandolin or sitar or shit like that while she sniffs from a motherfucking rose and wears a cone on her head. Shit, son, I want to write that bitch some poetry. I want to drop some motherfucking rhymes, with "dove" and "love" and shit like that, all written on some parchment and shit goddamn.

    And she dual-wields shotos, a perfect goddamn complement to my devastating hand-and-half sword style. She's calm like the fucking forests and shit, and I'm a motherfucking typhoon of thunder and rage.

    But that's another story. The conundrum of the shy girl with the broadsword.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-05-18 22:27:35

    "Once you see all those perfect Bishōjos, you just stop having any response to real women."

    My initial draft to this thread was complaining that the girl wasn't real, and thus I could never be with her.

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Your waifu isn't real.

    2D is pig disgusting.

    Go play a Bioware game.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I don't have a waifu because that's kinda disturbing.

    I'm not a /mai/ user, ya' know.
  • SammySammy
    A what user?

    And if you don't have a waifu, what do you have?
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    Once you see all those perfect Bishōjos, you just stop having any response to real women.

    Okay...? 
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Sammy: Nothing. I abstain from serious relationships, they're not my thing. I have no problem being alone, though I would like a girlfriend eventually....

    And /mai/ is a fucking creepy as shit sub-board of the image board Tohnochan.
  • SammySammy
    How do you know they aren't your thing?
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    She was probably boring anyways, the prettier they are usually the more boring they are.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    Driven by hunger, a fox tried to reach some grapes hanging high on the vine but was unable to, although he leaped with all his strength. As he went away, the fox remarked, 'Oh, you aren't even ripe yet! I don't need any sour grapes.'
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Sammy: I really don't like the idea of being in a long-term relstionship. I'd always forget about her and never do anything with her, because I hate having to be on a schedule and I would just abhor the idea if having to plan time to be with her and I'm horribly antisocial anyway. I hate having to be at a specified place and and time. I also usually hate having to take time out of my day to be with people, because I'll have to actually respect their wishes, while if I was alone, I can do whatever I want. However, when I do actually hang out with people, I have a ton of fun anyway....

    And I have such strict standards that pretty much no girl is ever going to be fit for me.
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