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THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU

VorpyVorpy
in General
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
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Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

Comments

  • Bluesy_CowgirlBluesy_Cowgirl
    Bovarian Mammarian
    lolwut
  • Yandere_WaifuYandere_Waifu
    destroy my pussy vorpy holy shit
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    no one told you

    You greatly overestimate the conspiratorial nature of braggy teenagers, especially now with social media.

    Also wow E.L.James better watch out.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    that's a decent pasta, perhaps not to be recorded for posterity but definitely one of no flaws
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    lrdgck wrote: »
    that's a decent pasta, perhaps not to be recorded for posterity but definitely one of no flaws

    nah, it's one of no floss
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    lrdgck wrote: »
    that's a decent pasta, perhaps not to be recorded for posterity but definitely one of no flaws
    This is the only place on the whole internet I've posted it that didn't result in people responding to it seriously. I'm proud of you guys.
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