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  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    I once went to an event only to sleep through it. Should've gone to sleep earlier the previous day.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I once got on a morning conference call with my advisor after 3 hours of sleep.  And another time I got like five hours of sleep before a whole-day event.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    ironweaver_goes_partying.jpg


    drunk

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Dammit, I don't remember which one is you.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    The drunk-to-the-point-of-absurdity one, obviously.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    I feared you are the guy who looks like he wants but is too anxious to grab that smoker lady's behind.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    That's the host - he might as well be trying that, actually - he has a reputation of being one of the biggest perverts on the Serbian left.

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    edited 2013-10-10 19:26:01
    Diet NEET

    Hoverhands every time. 


    The debate about our national tradition of Santa-Claus-but-with-blackface is raging up again, and now it's finally brought both the right-wing MUH FREEDOMS people and holier-than-thou Tumblrtards out of the woodwork on FB. I've been stockpiling links and screencaps for this day since ages. 

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!


  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2013-10-10 21:02:57
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    nohaynicklibre i am disappoint because there is a lack of lam--*BURSTS OUT LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY*

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    i lol'd

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    wow


    such art

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    what


    what


    what

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Somehow they always quotemine Martin Luther King. 

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    New avatar post

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Yeah, they should've gone with Mandela.

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    I swear, sociologists should've found a better word for oppressed demographies than "minority".

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    D-Link still being a douche that forces me to use Tor to connect to here


     


    In other news, Water is still wet

  • StormtroperStormtroper
    edited 2013-10-18 16:14:32

    So, I guess I feel like updating again...


    * Remember that territorial dispute with Guyana I talked about a while ago, that the reds were disregarding? The Navy ignored it and seized a Guyana-sent survey ship irrupting on national waters, prompting the reds to finally voice their disapproval (if mildly) about Guyana's drilling consessions. As you can tell if you've watched their parades and such (or know their full name), the National Bolivarian Armed Forces are outrageously politicized, at least publicly, and it's something of a debatable matter to which extent they're in practice a normal military and not a Cuban occupation force or a bunch of mercenaries (the drug trafficking doesn't help), so it's good to know that at the very least in one branch there are limits to high treason.


    * There's going to be a GlobalvisiónTV internet TV channel, based on the remnants of Globovisión, the fervently oppository news channel before the reds bought it. I hope it works out. 


    * Now a Venezuelan ship was found on Curaçao carrying a "narcotorpedo", a torpedo-like container with a bit over 100 kg of cocaine inside.


    * There's been a lot of movement in the economic side of degovernment, Jorge "Crazy Monk" Giordani (Minister of Planning, orthodox socialist, mastermind behind our dependency-based economy) and the rest of the radical wing now have a clear grip on economic matters. It's possible they'll be going full socialist soon...


    * There's now a censorship agency...


    * The project for enabling laws is up, and it's as repressive as we'd feared (control of: information, goods, political sponsorship, penalties). Two deputees are going to have their parliamentary immunity revoked, one of which has a red substitute, likely to be Deputee 99...


    It's become increasingly harder to be optimistic...

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    A censorship agency?

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    Yes. Strategic Center for Security and Protection of the Homeland (Cesppa). It's not known yet exactly what it'll do, but I'm not holding my breath.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    Quick. Flee to one of our countries

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    Ehh, I'll do it if I have to, but I really would rather not. Though if I do have to flee, the country I have in mind isn't any of yours.

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    what is it?

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    I, umm, don't want to say which, not yet.


    It's a secret~

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    stop being tsundere

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    is it brunei

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    It's Western Sahara


    lolololololololololololooll

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    maybe it's ukraine

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    you guys want me to end up strandled somewhere far away don't you

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