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The Book of Erotic Fantasy or Why Sourcebook Writers Should Not Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (NSFW)

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  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    "Selling", probably not. But given that a fair few nuns weren't nuns as much as temporary nun lifestylists, chastity wasn't always taken entirely seriously as a virtue. The temp nuns were usually on the younger side of things, too, and this is probably where the whole "sexy nun" idea comes from. Or, in short, some nuns didn't really want to be nuns, but had to put up with the lifestyle for a while, and wouldn't turn their nose up at a decent lay. 


    Oh, and given that priests were socially powerful within their communities, they were often pretty popular with the ladies. It wasn't highly uncommon for people of the time to leverage their spiritual virtue for the sake of hanky-panky funtimes, including, say, flagellants. This is a time and place where "Hey baby, I can say the Hail Mary backwards without stuttering" is potentially a pickup line.  

  • Flagellants? Really? The people who whip themselves to purge sin? 


    That's awesome.

  • Hey Elek, is there a section on sexual positions?

  • A kaiju is pretty much entirely corporeal and consistent, measurable by science and whatnot.



    What about that movie when Godzilla was resurrected by ghosts? (I haven't seen it, though)

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    The story in that one was that Godzilla was the collective will of all the tortured souls from WWII. Which, yeah, would make him closer to a youkai in that case. For the most part, though, Godzilla is a beast in constant pain from its radioactive scarring.


  • Godzilla is a beast in constant pain from its radioactive scarring.



    So what you're saying is that Godzilla is crawling in his skin, for the wounds that will not heal.

  • JHMJHM
    Here, There, Everywhere

    Bad Clocky! Go stand in the corner!

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I'm torn between the horror of that statement and the opening I made for it. Perhaps I am the true villain.


    No, no, wait, it's Counterclock.

  • edited 2013-04-18 11:58:21
    Definitely not gay.

    Hey Elek, is there a section on sexual positions?



    No, fortunately. We'd probably get shit like the "Green Dragon" and the "Scissors of Vecna"


    @Alex: I get that you're trying to use Japanese terms to aid understanding, but I can't shake the taste of weeaboo from my mouth.



    So what you're saying is that Godzilla is crawling in his skin, for the wounds that will not heal.



    Does he want to bleed it out just to throw it away and find somewhere he belongs?


    ...I was 11 too, once.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    It's a shame really I mean just imagine an illithid performing cunnilingus. Or thri-keen getting it on and how those extra arms could be used. Or driders man. Freaking driders. 

  • a little muffled
    Does he want to bleed it out just to throw it away and find somewhere he belongs?
    In the end, does it even matter?
  • That's a damn shame, because to my reckoning you can't talk about sexuality without sexual positions.
  • Definitely not gay.

    On the other hand, the fact that I don't know what the favored position of satyrs is helps me sleep at night. 

  • Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

    Anyone ever played Corruption of Champions?


    There is one section where there are vagina flowers, and a satyr is fucking one. You can sneak up behind him and take him from behind if you are male, or a futa.

  • a little muffled

    Thank you, Saturn. My mind has been enriched for knowing that.

  • I actually do want to know about the sexual mechanics of fantasy races, not just how often and where.
  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Oh man Corruption of Champions is just great for the sheer wtferry it can produce. Especially if you decide to go on a skyrim style run and eat/wear/touch everything.


    ....


    One Million Internet Dollars to whoever manages to get Eelektross to play Corruption of Champions and liveblog it. 

  • Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

    I kind of want to liveblog now. I've got the latest build <.<


    I would probably do it in the style of audience participation where you guys decide what I eat, drink and do.


    Basically, you'll grab an item called "Whisker Fruit", with obvious effects.

  • You can change. You can.

    is corruption of champions about creating a champion-y dude and throwing him into a world so horrible his mind starts bleeding out of his ears, nose and possibly his dick


    because that sounds like the kinda game i could have fun GMing ironically

  • Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

    Corruption of Champions is a text-based RPG about creating a dude or dudette, picking a class, exploring, fighting monsters and having a lot of sex.

  • Definitely not gay.

    I...don't know how to respond to this derail.


    Like...I don't know what to say. 

  • You can change. You can.

    how is this a derail


    sure it's not about the same book but your OP is still about nerds writing fantasy porn

  • edited 2013-04-20 02:10:43
    Definitely not gay.

    There's a difference.


    The Book of Erotic Fantasy is a legitimate attempt at integrating sex within a D&D campaign. It's gross and failed horribly, that no-one can deny, but it's still legitimate.


    Corruption of Champions...well, you know those really outrageous "You get buttraped by a gay demon of BDSM over 9000 times" sex jokes middle schoolers tell people for cheap shock value? It's basically one of those jokes, only extended into an entire game. 

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    No no no Elektross. Corruption of Champions is where you start out as lets say an elven ranger and within a few hours you are part harpy, part shark, you have multifaceted eyes, you have a tenta-bulge/nook-gina combo going on, a tattoo of carnal pleasure treads itself across your skin leaving ecstasy in it's wake. And through timeloopery you are pregnant with yourself. 

  • Definitely not gay.

    case in point

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I didn't know Gigginox was in Corruption of Champions. 

  • You can change. You can.

    The Book of Erotic Fantasy is a legitimate attempt at integrating sex within a D&D campaign. It's gross and failed horribly, that no-one can deny, but it's still legitimate.



    ...right. Legitimate.


    Sure. 

  • Definitely not gay.

    Um, it is? It looks like it's taking itself seriously, hard to believe as it is. 

  • Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto!

    Yeah, while there is a "Silly Mode" you can toggle in Corruption of Champions, it is meant to stimulate and titillate, not make you laugh. A lot of the silly mode stuff is extremely self-aware about the ridiculousness of the game.

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