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Putting sweet stuff in savory stuff/savory stuff in sweet stuff

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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Hawaiian Pizza is the ultimate proof that some people will eat anything, no matter how horrific it is.



    I will stab you. :|


    And I don't even like Hawaiian pizza. (Too much ham.)

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    >Hawaiian pizza


    >complaining about the ham


    Ham is like the only edible thing on it. And I don't even like ham all that much.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Nonsense. It has sauce, and cheese, and pineapple. You don't need to ruin a perfectly... edible pizza by putting ham on it.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    edited 2013-03-08 09:41:15
    Definitely not gay.

    pineapple


    edible



    Every time someone uses these two in a sentence and fails to indicate that the latter does not apply to the former in the context of pizza, an elf is fed to the Elf Grinder.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    That's good, elves suck.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Pineapples are not edible. Why do you think they are so spiky? :|

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    You will remember those words when the Aldmeri Dominion, having conquered all of Tamriel, knock on your door.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-08 09:46:40

    >arguing about taste


    haw haw

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    ITT - OP reveals he was born with a deformed tongue, incapable of enjoying things that aren't poison and rusty thumbtacks. 

  • EelektrossEelektross
    edited 2013-03-08 11:49:10
    Definitely not gay.

    Are you implying that cheesecake isn't worse than both of those?

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-08 11:54:18

    yer mom is cheesecake


    (see, it's double insulting because a certain other meaning for cheesecake) /explainingthejokekindaruinsitno?

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    ITT - OP reveals he doesn't have hands, but cobras attached to his wrists that type nonsense. 

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    ITT - Alkthash is indoctrinated by the Cheesecake patriarchy and refuses to open his eyes.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-08 12:15:01

    But I thought cheesecake was something you stare at! Why would he close his eyes for that?  /stillplayingthedefinitionjoke

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2013-03-08 14:08:56
    No rainbow star
    Ok, I'm just going to make a list of absolute truths:



    Cheesecake: Delicious

    -With Mayonnaise: WTF

    Hawaiian Pizza: Delicious

    Ketchup Chips: Delicious

    Dairy + Coke: Delicious

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Eelektross - I pity you, for you will never know the sublime ecstasy of maple and bacon popcorn. 

  • BlueeyedratBlueeyedrat
    "I've come to the conclusion that this is a VERY STUPID IDEA."

    Ketchup chips are... sorta meh to me. Regular potato chips with ketchup, though, are a-okay. (Not really a full dip, more just scooping up whatever's left on the plate. Works with BBQ sauce, too.) Actually, I tend to eat a lot of things with ketchup. Including broccoli and rice, for some reason.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-08 15:03:43

    I prefer well-seasoned curly fries. No sauce for those.

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    ^^^That sounds pretty sexy
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Dairy + Coke: Delicious



    what



    maple and bacon popcorn



    what

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Floats. Ice Cream plus Pop



    Milk is similar
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    No. I refuse to believe this is a combination that exists.

  • 707ruz707ruz
    "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    Maple + Bacon = OK, I can live with that.


    Maple + Bacon Popcorn = dayum bitch you crazy

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    I saw a pic in 4chan once that was some carnival stand advertising deep fried Kool Aid. Apparently they make balls out of the powder, batter it and then fry it.
    Isn't it beautiful?
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    We've got deep fried Mars bars over here.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    IJBM: The internet's obsession with bacon


    like


    it's tasty in small doses


    but otherwise it's just salty cardboard

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    We've got deep fried Mars bars over here.



    the legend was true

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Bacon is delicious, but it bothers me that it's been absorbed into the monkey cheese epic pirate ninja epic pony thing.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    do you mean the internet or

  • KrakenKraken

    I've actually tried a milk and yoghurt soda drink.


    It's actually quite nice.

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