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I say we name it the trouser snake.
Damnit Daily Mail, if you hadn't said that I might not have noticed!
I honestly think it looks more like some kind of eyeless muppet.
Tell me yo ucould not see this thing talking in Kermit's voice
haha benis :DDDD
Whoops! I meant to say "it looks like a big, fat dick."
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There's no dancing around this, is there? No wonder those things are eyeless; one look at their reflection would send them into either crushing depression or hysterical fits of laughter.
Or:
"Discovered"? more like "unzipped". Right, fellas?
It looks more like a sockpuppet in my opinion.
You say that now and people are gonna make an internet sockpuppet with this snake as their avatar.
That would probably violate the forum rules.
That's hard.
Come on, INUH.
I still say it looks way more like a muppet.
^ So you can't come to see it as anything other than a muppet.
How stiff.
I can see where people are coming from, but I still say it looks way more like Kermit with no eyes than anything else.
I am a little disappointed that when we finally discover a penis monster, it's just a snake and not some kind of demon octopus or something.
It looks like a Meet The Feebles character. It could have a musical number about how nice it is to be a bit of male genitalia.
Indeed. I'm a little in awe of how people aren't seeing it as a disproportionately-long penis with a mouth. These things even vary in vascularity!
You guys are way too cocksure about this.
Stop being a dick about it, dude.
It's also not a snake but some sort of salamander thing.
^^ Whoa, sorry. I was too hard on them, wasn't I?
God, sometimes I can be such a stiff.
You already did that joke.
Yeah, I guess I'm stretching it.