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My pet bird is trying to barf seeds for me.
Like, I appreciate the thoughtfulness, but...ew.
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That's kind of adorable. APPRECIATE ITS GENEROSITY AND EAT THOSE SEEDS, MISTER!
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THEY'RE GIFTS YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD.
Clearly, bee should barf seeds at all of you
But Bee hates me.
Just like everyone else.
It's cute coz your bird thinks you're too dumb to feed yourself!
NO, THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS OF THE TROLL
Well, he is kind of notorious in this house for trolling us.
Eat a bunch of seeds then vomit on the bird. See how HE likes it!
oh man stormtroper haven't thought about that in a while
I don't hate you :V
I don't think Alex does either, but I'm not getting into those waters.
I'm not in the habit of spending money on people I don't like.
Then again, there have been times I have wanted to punch you in the face.
blah too much praise up in this bitch
Man, I need to make some sort of signal for when I'm making a joke and when I'm legitimately depressed.
To be fair, I'm not always certain myself.
Some sort of Bat-signal derivative?
The Malk Signal
Joking about your own feelings because you don't think peeps will find them worth taking seriously is also a sign of depression.
Malk's cool. He reads comics and doesn't afraid of anything.
Malk's cool, but I have a definite preference for when he's in a good better-than-usual mood.
Just like Juan certain other users :V
No, no, just joking.
Juan's never in a good mood.
Oh, shut up, I am always in a good mood. I'm so happy I shit smilies
malk's cool, he malks and doesn't afraid of anything.
^^ Shit-eating grin, etc. etc.
The phrase "shit-eating grin" was ruined for me by that human centipede movie
I think the musical version cured me of any trauma from the movie.
< is not a smiley.
^ Yes is is 8D
It's a frowny. Don't be silly.
I have never shat a < in my li...oh god what am i saying