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So this online friend starts talking to me about Warhammer 40K

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  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Cyberpunk would be kind of silly in a bad way. The others are fine, though.
  • MoerinMoerin
    Um... Gothic horror.  With bisexual lesbian crossdressing vampire girly-boys everywhere.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >Starts out as a thread bitching about 40K
    >Turns into planning for Maid
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^ME GUSTA
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    >Starts out as a thread bitching about 40K
    >Turns into planning for Maid




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Dammit Juan now I have to watch that ten times and giggle like a madman each time!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    The best part is the like/dislike stats.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Yeah, it's a rare case of the internet hivemind working for something glorious.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I see the words "Warhammer 40,000", "Warhammer 40K", "WH40K", "In the grim future of mankind there is only war" or any various thereof and I automatically tune out, smile and nod.

    Consequently, the first thing that draws my attention in this topic is a Futurama video.

    I approve.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    edited 2011-10-05 01:13:34
    Clean your room little Billy

    I'm of the belief that darkness and awesomeness can coexist quite comfortably, insofar as when it comes time to stick your chainsaw into some xeno guts things aren't sunlight and dogcats anyway. Thing is, the reason Spess Mahreens are as powerful as they are, is because they have to be. A loss brings the Imperium one step closer to being gobbled up by space bugs, tortured by space demons, choppa'd by space orks etc., and there aren't that many steps to begin with. The aesthetic I don't mind too, which I think correlates negatively with apprecation for..moeblob...


    That said, this is coming from someone who doesn't have the money or patience for tabletop wargaming, and would choose Warhammer Fantasy if he did. But then, Fantasy portrays the same endless fight on a smaller scale.


    Blood Bowl on the PC is a pretty good game if you can remember to keep your moves in the correct order (nothing worse than having your first player trip and lose the turn). I got bored of it quickly, but for a little while, playing Chaos and trying to kill the other team before the endgame was fun for a while.

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/9153-Extra-Punctuation-Hating-Warhammer-40k-and-Space-Marine

    'kay, so that's why Malk made this thread
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >"In the grim darkness of
    the far future, there is only war," it declares. There can't "only" be
    war, don't be stupid. People would have to stop and go to the lavatory
    at some point.

    >"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only
    war," Don't be retarded. There can't ONLY be war. There have to be
    civilians somewhere, and the soldiers have to stop fighting at some
    point if only to finally take the shit they've been holding in that
    causes them to grit their teeth like that.

    Would you look at that.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Oh dear.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    It's clear what this means.

    Malkavian is actually Yahtzee.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    What it actually means is that a friend linked the article to me to complain, I agreed with it, then he started lecturing me on how awesome the 40K universe was, I posted a google+ comment about it, then Juan insisted I post on IJBM for the drama.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    My theory was better.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I'd love to be Yahtzee.

    Cause then I'd get all the bitches.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    But Yathzee is asexual, meaning that you can't enjoy the bitches.

    also, damn, my plan was revealed!

    FUCK YOU, AND YOUR NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH!
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Yahtzee isn't asexual. Just upper middle class British, meaning he has to deny sexual urges while wanking off to Amelia Pond.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I remember someone mentioning to me he was asexual or something.

    Also, it's Amy. She doesn't count, mate. Even gay people go straight for her. 
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    According to Korg, who knew Yahtzee, he met a woman online, they met and have been married since.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >also, damn, my plan was revealed!

    Aha! The arch-heretic reveals himself!
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^Hm. Considering some of the jokes he's made I doubt that.

    As for the asexuality, while his boob jokes aren't exactly proof they do seem to throw me away from that theory.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Just because Korg can be pretty funny doesn't mean he doesn't say lots of serious things. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
  • Trigger_LoadedTrigger_Loaded
    I thought the full story was he met a woman online, moved to Australia, married, then ended up in a messy divorce. It was apparently such a bad breakup that Yahtzee has since sworn off women. He thinks they're sexy, he just doesn't want to be in a relationship at all.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I've heard lots of conflicting stories and quite frankly

    A) I don't really care about video game comedian's love life

    B)I won't believe anything that isn't explicitly stated by Yahtzee.
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-10-05 15:30:22
    $80+ per session
    Trigger_Loaded has the story right.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I've heard lots of conflicting stories and quite frankly

    A) I don't really care about video game comedian's love life
    B)I won't believe anything that isn't explicitly stated by Yahtzee.

    Pretty much. I'll still ask Korgmeister for shits n giggles, if he doesn't mind. 
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    What does W40K have to do with an internet comedian's love life?
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