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So this online friend starts talking to me about Warhammer 40K

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  • edited 2011-10-04 18:44:07
    Actually, the game... Has kinda been going downhill too, really.  Mostly because they can't have anything overpowering Space Marines. >.>  But there's a whole bunch of other things clogging up the rules and making it far less fun to play.

    We'll put it this way: I have many, many gripes about 40k, whilst my only real problem with Fantasy right now is that Nagash hasn't been playable for the last few editions, and even then it's not that big a problem to me, just something I'm a little sad at..

    ^Blood Bowl has always been fuckawesome!  Everything about it, from the setting, to the actual game itself is so, so much fun!  It's easily one of my favourite GW games, which is probably why they don't support it very much.  Like all the other side-games that I loved (Gorkamorka, we hardly knew ye...).
  • edited 2011-10-04 18:45:18
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Warhammer just doesn't have enough moeblobs. Maybe if space marines had on their shoulder like that one Bleach guy I'd be more kindly inclined towards them.

    ^You know, I really really hate the Space Marine archetype. 40K helping to codify it might be part of what sets me off about it.

    Also, how they release a bland Space Marine video game so creatively bankrupt they couldn't think of a name beyond Space Marine among hundreds of space marine games and this one gets a free ride because it's based on a stupid setting and people want to fight FOR THE EMPEROR!
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I'd say Fantasy is better in setting, writing and actual gameplay. Overall just better. Which is a shame, because 40k has so much potential, but the game itself has been far too limited since 3rd Edition rules.
  • edited 2011-10-04 18:47:06
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Actually, the game is pretty unbalanced and nigh-impossible to get into because of the prices.

    Though a futile venture, I'd recommend playing the video games (Dawn of War I-II and Space Marine) they're solid, fun,  games that shy away from the dumber parts of the setting.

    Warhammer just doesn't have enough moeblobs.

    Odd because I got into Warhammer partly because of this.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Yeah, I'd definitely give those a try. Each of them are solid games, even if you're not into 40k.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I'd play Gears of War 3 before I play Space Marine

    and I'd play Superman 64 before I play Gears of War 3.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Oh and I forgot to mention, The video games are FAR cheaper. That was the selling point for me.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^That's a fair point, but... we've got RTS and Space Marine sci-fi game. One is a genre I have no interest in and another I've had way too much of and aside from brand recognition has nothing unique to offer.
  • Bah, when I got into Warhammer there was no such thing as moeblobs!  The closest it had was Witch Elves for Fantasy and Sisters of Battle for 40k, but, um... Calling them "moe" would be, uh...

    Play one of the side-games!  You don't need to buy nearly as many models, and they're mostly really, really fun too!  Even if GW doesn't give them any fucking support. >.>
  • edited 2011-10-04 18:53:03
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ^^^^ notsureifserious.jpg

    Space Marine is a pretty good game. Brilliant atmosphere, and the best depiction of the 40k setting to date.

    ^ Dark Heresy is a good idea, which is the P&P RPG equivalent. Alternatively, Rogue Trader, which the same setting and mostly the same rules under a different concept.
  • edited 2011-10-04 18:52:43
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    >Time without moeblobs

    This sounds like an unpleasant time indeed.

    ^notsureifserious.jpg

    We could do this all day.
  • Yeah.  We called it the early 90s.  Rei Ayanami hadn't yet descended from on high to deliver the gift of moe to the godforsaken masses of mankind.
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    @Moerin
    I've never played TT games so the PC is the only experience I have to it, it really is fun. However I don't really get any of the history behind the races which isa shame. (I mean surely the Horse are basically humans etc)
  • edited 2011-10-04 18:57:09
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Rei Ayanami is like the Judas of anime. She sucks, but because of her, miracles happened.

    You know, if what Alex said about it starting out as a parody is true, it's actually very telling. It's like with the reverse of zombie movies, the first few being tense and frightening and then getting more and more self-aware  over time until zombies themselves are just huge punch line. I can only imagine it going the other way being a billion times worse.

    I still don't buy it starting out as parody, but it's an interesting thought experiment.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >implying moe is a miracle.

    hahaohwow.jpg
  • Nah, she doesn't suck.  That's just the wishful thinking of her fanboys~ >.>

    @Ian: If you're willing to spend a little bit of money on them, I'd really recommend checking some of them out, but I understand if you'd rather not.  Those things are expensive, after all.  I've heard good things about the Blood Bowl videogame though, so I might have to check it out at some point.
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    @Moerin
    I'm not one for arts and crafts and although I really like the idea of dice based stuff/TT I can never imagine the prerequisites enjoyable. (I assume you mean spending money on that?)
    If you go for the videogame, don't go for the Xbox version, it has half the teams and is basically abandoned.
    However it is fun, it even has dice rolling noises.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I still don't buy it starting out as parody, but it's an interesting thought experiment.


    I'm telling ya, it did. The original 40k published game was called Space Hulk, which was an Aliens ripoff with power armour. It proved a successful formula, so GW continued satirising other sci-fi concepts while taking them to 11 and injecting elements of Warhammer Fantasy into the setting. This became the game Rogue Trader, which eventually became Warhammer 40,000 2nd Edition.

    Malk, I totally understand that your online friend has turned the setting sour for you, but dismissing it out of hand because of one horrible fan is kinda like dismissing schnitzel because someone told you it was Nazi food. There's a wealth of fun to be gained from the setting, and you don't even have to play the game. I swear half of /tg/'s humour is from 40k fans who don't give half a shit about actually playing it.
  • edited 2011-10-04 19:06:55
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    On a technical level I could never get into Warhammer even if I like the setting because when it comes to RPGs (as the name should make apparent) I'm a Whitewolf fag and thus I like spending a great bloody deal of time giving ten page justifications for why my character has a five in firearms rather than thinking of how to make sure I do 99999999 damage.

    ^I've seen a lot of humor on /tg/ about it that I actually found funny, but I don't really if jokes and memes that amused me were something to get me into a franchise, I'd have watched Kanon a billion times already for the Uguu.

    And it's less like a horrible fans, and more like the horrible fans plural. I made the mistake once of saying "Call it what you like, but they're still toys and you're still playing with them." and oh man did that create a shitstorm.

    Admittedly Vampire has some terribad fans too...
  • edited 2011-10-04 19:05:26
    Yeah, I've seen clips and it looks all kinds of fun.  It even has the ogre and vampire commentators from the rule book! ^_^  And if I ever get it, it'll be on the PC.  For one thing, I don't even have an X-Box, ahah.

    But yeah, I can see where you're getting at.  I myself am really, really bad at the model making and painting aspect, even if I do think the models are usually pretty cool if done up right (which I can't do >.<).

    As for the parody thing... 1st edition Noise Marines had electric guitars and fought with the power of rock.  They were Slaanesh worshippers too, so they were literally sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.  Then they decided that "nope, can't have anything silly!" and gave them generic sonic weapons, which led to them not really fitting into the concept at all.  They're really just an artifact of the old, silly days now, which is sad.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    > Implying that 40k players don't give setting-relevant thought to their choices.

    I mean, sure, you get powergamers, but you get them in any game. Plenty of setting-knowledgable players take inefficient selections just because those selections express the idea they have for their force.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    That may be true, but number-crunching is still a much bigger part of the game than in a lot of other tabletops. I mean, there are Traveler fans who probably have detailed character backgrounds but it's still a game that requires you use calculus to chart your destination.

    And there's nothing wrong with a numbers-heavy game if that's your thing. It's just not mine.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    >Implying that you need to get into the table top at all to enjoy the franchise.

    No. You don't. I love 40k and I have never, and probably will never, touch the table top.
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    40k is pretty simple when it comes to numbers. If you've ever played D&D, you've played a much heavier numbers game than 40k already.
  • edited 2011-10-04 19:12:19
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    That wasn't what I was implying at all. I was just stating why I wouldn't play the tabletop. I recognize you can enjoy the novels without playing the tabletop, just like you can enjoy the Drizzt books without playing D&D.

    ^I grasped D&D on my first skim. Looking through a warhammer book made my head light.
  • I've been playing both Warhammer and D&D since I was five.  And to this day I still have no idea what the actual rules of D&D are.  Warhammer, on the other hand, is much simpler to grasp.  Just... If you wanna play 40k, go with an older version. >.>

    ...And try and seek out an older version of the setting info too.  It's much more enjoyable that way. >.>
  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Warhammer of both kinds is based on a single kind of die roll -- a d6. Stats between 1 and 10 are cross-referenced to see what kind of roll be required for a hit, a wound and then an armour save. Sometimes, you'll need to take a psychology test on 2d6 to see if the unit suffers from any mental breakdown effects. And those are most of the dice rolls in game.
  • edited 2011-10-04 19:15:41
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^^^That's probably because the codices are pretty badly organized and the latest edition is bogged down by lots of special rules.
  • edited 2011-10-04 19:18:48
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^Saying "It's really simple but the rules are communicated badly" isn't selling it to me.

    ^^Having watched other people play I know there's more to it than that.
  • No one should be trying to sell you the newer edition, honestly.  It's godawful in all respects. >.>
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