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Annoying (but cute) things my cat does

MoeDantesMoeDantes
edited 2011-09-02 00:44:36 in Meatspace
no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
Tell me if you've ever had any of these things happen: 1. When you're watching a... steamy movie, and its moved your thoughts in a certain direction, and you're just sitting back and fantasizing... and the cat chooses that exact minute to curl up in your lap. 2. You're busy typing up a draft for a book (or an IJBM post) and your kitty decides to show her affection... by biting your ankle. And if you kick or shoo her away, she just does it again. 3. You're trying to play an intense round of R-Type or something and she decides to lay atop the TV screen, draping her legs and tail across the upper part of it. It doesn't obscure most of your view, but in games like that even missing small details can render the game unplayable. So, who else has a "cute-but-annoying kitty behavior" story?
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  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    Poot dispenser here
    Why would you watch those kinds of movies with your cat?
  • inkblotinkblot
    edited 2011-09-02 00:52:09
    000
    Running at my feet trying to trip me over while biting my ankles because they want to be pet. Sitting on top of my keyboard. Clawing at my bedroom door for no reason. Waking me up at 5 in the morning because they want to play fetch. Crowding into my kitchen every time me or another family member comes home so they can beg for cat treats. Getting pregnant with 6 kittens, only 4 of which we were able to successfully give away because everyone either already has a cat or wants them while they're still little kittens. Knocking over chairs. Spilling drinks. Clawing at my TV. Grabbing at my feet whenever I walk away from them.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    My cat sometimes sits on my back when I'm masturbating.

    It's quite the mood-killer.
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    edited 2011-09-02 00:52:16
    Poot dispenser here
    ^...You lie on your belly or something?
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2011-09-02 00:56:18
    They're somethin' else.
    My sister's boxer either licks or nudges me whenever I'm playing something fucking hard like God Hand or Contra.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    My Mom's cats have learned to fear me.

    Fuck off you annoying furballs! I've had enough of cats for a lifetime!
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-09-02 00:54:09
    ^^^ Yes.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2011-09-02 00:54:41
    They're somethin' else.
    @ Waltzy and oh hai horny lady whats up: Hawt.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    HOW?
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Oddly enough I can't get off with my fingers. I have to rub against a blanket or something similar.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Cats? Fuck them.

    Get a dog. See as they curl up to you and demand you to pet them and stuff. 
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    ^^ Very hawt
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^...You lie on your belly or something?
    >.>

    Is that considered odd?
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    Poot dispenser here
    Not really, just more curious.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    I've actually walked into a girl masturbating (friends house). She was more or less pressing her face against the bed (if not smacking her head repeatedly on the pillow). It was part disturbing, part adorable.
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    Why would you watch those kinds of movies with your cat?


    I don't, just I usually give the cat the run of the house so she goes wherever she wants.

    Get a dog.


    Watch as half the furniture gets destroyed and you find shit everywhere! Enjoy that annoying smell! Be prepared for NEVER ENDING BARKING AT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

    Fuck dogs, I'd rather have the cat.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Why would you watch those kinds of movies with your cat?
    Fuck dogs
    Heh.
  • BobBob
    INUH, you're terrible.

    Also, not really anything new to add considering my cat does all of this. I typically just pick him up, place him outside of my door and close it behind him when I really don't want to be bothered.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Honest time: I like dogs far more. But even I admit that it's a hassle to train them. But goddamn it if there isn't better company than a well trained dog.

    I remember my dog used to bring me beer sometimes.

    I loved that dog to death. 
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    I had a Basset hound named Smedley.

    He was a puppy when I was a baby and he guarded me loyally for 11 years.
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    I had a puppy once. It was so effing annoying that I seriously considered drowning it. Luckily somebody adopted it before my sanity snapped.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You're just a weakling who can't master the power of the dogforce. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Oddly enough I can't get off with my fingers.

    How the hell do you enjoy your happy day? I can understand rubbing works (it does) but that takes effort and back muscle movements.

    do other people's fingers work?
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    ...Yes, other people's fingers work.

    They don't even have to be down there. >////////>
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Oh, so do they wash off their hands after sticking them in your ass?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-09-02 07:31:54
    You can change. You can.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I can use my hand, but I really prefer humping a pillow or something.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Microwave a banana peel
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-09-02 02:09:50
    Nooooo, the time I meant was plain nipple stimulation. XD

    And yeah, it's weird how someone else's touch makes all the difference.

    ^roflmao
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I know that feel....oh GOD I love that feel bro
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