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Annoying (but cute) things my cat does

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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-09-02 02:11:12
    You can change. You can.
    i dun geddit

    ^Stop tempting me, bastard.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    You know...that sounds like a pretty good idea.

    Of course, at any given point, I share a home with either a roommate or my parents, so I'd have to be pretty surreptitious.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I was joking about the banana peel thing. don't do it because if you do it IJBM will make fun of you and call you a banana fucker
  • BobBob
    I read "I share a home with either a roommate or my parents" as "I share a home my roommate's penis"
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    > annoying but cute things my cat does

    > masturbating into bananas

    um
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I'd say something about the psychological implications of the "Parents = Penis" dichotomy in your brain, but I just did and I don't like being redundant.
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    A topic about cute kitty things got derailed into a topic about masturbation. On the first page.

    This has to be some kind of record.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Annoying (but cute) things my cat does:

    Steps on my back while masturbating so I mention it in a thread titled "Annoying (but cute) things my cat does" and spark a masturbation derail.
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