"The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish"

Comments

• Tnu1138

  2011-07-28 00:45:10

  Now I want to put a goldfish in a Pimped Out Dress.
  
• Hatter

  2011-07-28 00:46:29

  Glaives are better.

  Aww yeah... sexy goldfish... Mmm... You got it goin' on...
• Stormtroper

  2011-07-28 00:46:34

  Ehh, when I said he was serious, I meant he wasn't serious.
  
• DonZabu

  2011-07-28 00:49:43

  (Fast-forward to 10:52)

  
  

  
• Tnu1138

  2011-07-28 00:50:32

  and besides i've already had sex with my tab le before.
  
• DonZabu

  2011-07-28 00:54:19

  
• Hatter

  2011-07-28 00:54:37

  Glaives are better.

  After watching that episode of Code Geass, who hasn't?
• DonZabu

  2011-07-28 00:56:38

  I assume you have to be a woman to do it properly.
• Hatter

  2011-07-28 00:57:24

  Glaives are better.

  Not if you have a funnel.
• DonZabu

  2011-07-28 00:59:44 edited 2011-07-28 00:59:55

  Huh. Must not have noticed that in last month's IKEA catalog.
• Hatter

  2011-07-28 01:00:21

  Glaives are better.

  It's in the online newsletter.
• InsanityAddict

  2011-07-28 08:58:29

  Diet NEET

  Now I understand how the frat decided on IKEA as a theme for the start-of-the-year party.

  Also, psycho-analysis evolved over time, so the ideas have been improved since Freud, feminism uses the concept as a starting point and manner of looking, not as a foundation for entire arguments and postmodernism is more than reading too much into stuff. But the board has been over this before, so I don't even know why I should bother.
• BonSequitur

  2011-07-28 09:25:35

  As a petty and vindictive person, I have to take extra steps not to appear petty and vindictive.

  Why do ignorant assholes on the Internet jump on 'postmodernism' (As if they even know what that means) even when whining about what some guy wrote in  1956, when Derrida was barely out of college?
• GLORIOUSLeader

  2011-07-28 09:47:35

  When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT

  I know! The first truly postmodern buildings weren't even built until the late 1970s!
• MillerCross

  2011-07-28 09:52:13

  You can change. You can.

  Why do ignorant assholes on the Internet jump on 'postmodernism' (As if they even know what that means) even when whining about what some guy wrote in 1956, when Derrida was barely out of college?

  
  

  Because they think they look cool. 

  
  

  Sad, really.
• glennmagusharvey

  2011-07-28 10:29:33

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  I find it highly ironic that the bishop looks the most phallus-like of the chess pieces.
  
  And did someone say goldfish?
  
  
  Thread is now awesome.
  
• BlackHumor

  2011-07-28 11:10:31

  I'm not sure why (oddball academic) feminists ever use Freud. Mainstream feminists usually hate Freud for the whole "penis envy" thing. Is it just too fun to call things penises?
  
• Tnu1138

  2011-07-28 11:15:24

  Yes. i've taken to calling my fingers and toes hand penises and foot penises.
  
• Hatter

  2011-07-28 14:01:56

  Glaives are better.

  The appeal of Freudian psychoanalysis to radical feminists is that they get to call men gay without bashing homosexuality, which is what they want men to be like. 
• Myrmidon

  2011-07-28 14:56:54

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
• AHR

  2011-07-28 14:59:36

  --reads title--

  
  

  Holy crap!

  
  

  It all makes sense!

  
  

  I forgot to check up on my gay porn!
• Counterclock

  2011-07-28 15:14:36

  Belief

  how many times did Death Note allude to the game of chess? X3
• Hatter

  2011-07-28 15:19:09

  Glaives are better.

  Just according to keikaku.*

  * Translator's note: Keikaku means plan.
• DonZabu

  2011-07-28 15:33:34

  I remember chess being a motif in Code Geass, between Zero and the other guy.

  
  

  Fitting, really.
• glennmagusharvey

  2011-07-28 15:44:14

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  What about the girl fighting an angry green doraemon?