My mom is selling her art for hundreds of dollars.

Comments

• Hatter

  2011-07-14 15:50:16

  Glaives are better.

  > it's

  You sick bastard.
  
• InsanityAddict

  2011-07-14 15:53:06

  Diet NEET

  ^^No, you're pretentious. >
• The_Edge

  2011-07-14 15:53:42

  Mr. The Edge goes to Washington

  What does that even mean?
• Hatter

  2011-07-14 15:55:25

  Glaives are better.

  IT'S - contraction of "it is." For example, "it's raining."

  ITS - possessive form. For example, "Its eye is all fucked up and shit."

  
  
• Tnu1138

  2011-07-14 15:55:53

  not sure and when did a Death Fetish come up?
  
• Counterclock

  2011-07-14 15:56:01

  Belief

  Pretentious means whatever you want it to mean.
  
  Like right now, I'm gonna change the word everytime I see it to (Buffalo)
  
• FrodoGoofballCoTV

  2011-07-14 15:56:51

  What does that even mean?

  "pretentious"?
• InsanityAddict

  2011-07-14 15:58:00

  Diet NEET

  Simply: unjustified or excessive claims.

  You claim that the word has lost all meaning to you, yet you still ask for a meaning, thus acknowledging that it has the capacity for meaning, which I pointed to in the previous sentence.

  And now my head hurts.
• Vorpy

  2011-07-14 16:30:40

  ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

  Because all art is made by pretentious art snakes, right?
  
  Nope. You forget Subjective, Objective and Passive Mood Artwork are completely different things, and mean different things to people.
  
  People have made some pretty awesome looking inkblot paintings, and made some pretty awesome simple fanart.
  
  It's not like Matisse drives artists to draw things on paint and get famous off of it, right?
  
• InsanityAddict

  2011-07-14 16:34:21

  Diet NEET

  Tell me this is not art at its finest:

  http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__PwYSYcU_g4/Swn8VIZDj_I/AAAAAAAAAJo/q-YVhJt7OIk/s1600/Takashi+Murakami+--+My+Lonesome+Cowboy,+1997.jpg (NSFW)
• Hatter

  2011-07-14 16:39:20

  Glaives are better.

  SEMEN SORCERY, IT'S GENIUS.
• Bob

  2011-07-14 16:43:53

  CA: Same here. I am disappoint. Also, thirding AHR.

  
  

  No it isn't. All you have to do is vaguely praise on vague terms about it's "revolutionary" style and how it "breaks down the boundaries of modern art" and continue on a bullshit pretentious delusional rant for 60 pages while being as stuck-up as possible. The main goal is to make the reader want to smash your face in with a hammer, unless they are the same awful breed as you, at which point you two can continue on a vague circlejerk about vague things that seem deep to you while looking utterly fucking retarded to the sane normal people outside your masturbatory bubble.

  
  

  ಠ_ಠ
• Chagen

  2011-07-14 16:50:01

  [tɕagɛn]

  While I do hold that post's contents sincerely, about half-way through, I pretty tried to see how much I could drag it out.
• Tnu1138

  2011-07-14 16:59:39

  I'm telling you Chagen get her to fake her own death and you'll be rich.
  
• Counterclock

  2011-07-14 17:02:28

  Belief

  There are people who earn money, and people who have money.
  
  do you know the difference?
  
  Because one of those people I exampled is rich, while the other is lucky.
  
• CommandoDude

  2011-07-14 17:55:03

  CRIMINAL SCUM!

  before I even clicked.
  
• The_Edge

  2011-07-14 18:45:05

  Mr. The Edge goes to Washington

  I'm helping my wife with spriting. Seriously hurting my wrist.
• RedEyedAbyss

  2011-07-14 18:52:55

  Fourthing AHR. How much money have you made off your stories?
• Bob

  2011-07-14 18:54:30

  OOOOOH, BUUUUURN
• The_Edge

  2011-07-15 07:10:09

  Mr. The Edge goes to Washington

  Two dollars?
• MadassAlex

  2011-07-15 07:20:47

  One foot in front of the other, every day.

  I've studied art and I can conclusively claim nothing about it as a whole. 

  
  

  I'm not that impressed in general, though. 

  
  

  Fifthing AHR. 
• Chagen

  2011-07-21 20:41:48 edited 2011-07-21 20:42:12

  [tɕagɛn]

  Well, guys, I managed to get Minecraft out of this. And I have 15 left over that could be used to buy an album I'm looking for...
• DYRE

  2011-07-21 20:42:25

  What a waste of [whatever the price of Minecraft is].
  
• Bob

  2011-07-21 20:44:20

  "Your art sucks balls and this whole 'abstract' thing is total bullshit that only a total idiot would take even remotely seriously. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  
  

  Also, thanks for Minecraft! ^_^"
• TheConductor

  2011-07-22 02:23:46

  It seems, that the real reason Chagen was pissed was that he was getting nothing out of it.
• Icalasari

  2011-07-22 22:14:58

  No rainbow star

  I once saw a green frame with glitter glue all over it selling for $200
  
  I was too stunned to laugh
  
• Chagen

  2011-07-22 22:27:08

  [tɕagɛn]

  That's nothing.
  
  The cheapest of my mom's paintings? 5,000 bucks.
  
  The most expensive? $20,000
• Counterclock

  2011-07-22 22:27:45

  Belief

  Gotta value your Work.
  
• Icalasari

  2011-07-22 22:59:58

  No rainbow star

  Can we see a picture of the work?
  
• OutsideTheBauksi

  2011-07-22 23:13:06

  sleep is for the we[e/a]k

  Or a description beyond "detonating a can of paint on a canvas"? Is there obvious effort put into the arrangement? Does your mom have a meaning in it that isn't pretentious BS?