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I have this fight.

SnappySnappy
edited 2011-07-18 03:50:50 in General
I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
Friendly competition. Fist fight. Below the neck and above the waist only. She's stronger than me. Tips? :<

Comments

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Look into aikido-type moves.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Can you grapple below the belt? 

    You could push her left shoulder and pull her right knee and she's down immediately. Other balance points are at the shoulders, elbow and waist, so you can try push-pull combinations with those. 

    Otherwise, try to get some single-time actions in there. That's essentially defending and attacking in one movement. 
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Stab her.
  • BobBob
    Don't get your ass kicked.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    ^

    I don't think her opponent will be trying to kick her ass actually, too impratical In a straight-up fist fight.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-18 05:12:20
    Don't get hit.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >Stab her.

    Your scottishness shows through.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Bikinis, jelly, paying crowd.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Don't get hit.

    Better advice: win. 
  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Ninja smoke bomb.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Ian: I wish we had a like button.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR

    #1. Pull her bra down.
    #2. Grab her nipples.
    #3. Twist.


    If you can't do that, given you've just got the torso and arms to play with (which isn't much fun)... just try to get her in an arm-lock or somethin....  They're usually how I handle play-fighting. Bitches get silly, make mistakes, bend their elbows up too high. You can just scoop that elbow up, and watch them twist. Hilarity ensues.

  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Thank you all so much <.<
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    jabs first, finish her off with a straight punch.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    I do not know what that means Q_Q

    I'm too cute and delicate...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > Tips?

    1. Perfect your magic missile.
    2. Buy a Huntsman.
    3. Get equipped with Leaf Shield.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    kick them in the nuts

    If they don't have nuts, still kick them in the nuts.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    If this were a dirty fight, I'd have plenty of stuff to recommend. Unfortunately, in a "friendly" fight you're at a disadvantage. It'll be harder to hit her in the chest without causing a good deal of pain.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    I know!

    If this were a dirty fight, I could probably win ;-;
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    keep her at arms length. when she swings at you, parry it with a swing of your own. better yet, grab an arm when she throws it at you and punch her in the kidney
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    >Friendly competition.
    >punch her in the kidney

    I love this thread.

    I would recommend what MadassAlex said, but if you can only go for between the neck and waist, you can't really do that, so stick to using your legs for balance and try not to take either foot off the ground unless one of you is pressing the other forward.

    That should be obvious, though.

    In fact, if she tries to kick you (somewhere between the neck and waist, of course), grab her foot and shove her to the ground.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    then pin her down, and tickle her to submission.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Bend your knees, keep moving, always protect your head (even if it's an off limits area), keep up your balance and footwork, be unpredictable, keep her in your range and stay out of her's as much as possible.

    That's all I can think of at the top of my head.
  • SnappySnappy
    I want your hard, feathery cock, Bird Boy.
    Alright, thanks.
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