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Say you made a sandwhich...
It's a pretty good sandwich, it's got lots of things you like in it, and some things you don't but they're necessary for the sandwich to function.
Then, someone comes along with a bag of jelly beans and says "here, put these jelly beans on your sandwich". Now, it's not that you dislike jelly beans, in fact you think jelly beans are great. It's just that they don't go with the sandwich you've made and if they don't work out it can ruin the entire sandwich you've lovingly crafted. So you decide not to bother with the beans but you do munch on one every now and again, straight out of the bag. Is that so bad? Is it so WRONG to not feel you NEED jelly beans on your sandwich just because everyone else says that a sandwich isn't complete unless you have jelly beans on it? Cause if you have a jelly bean sandwich, you're going to find you have to take out some of the stuff you DO like to make room for stuff that makes the jelly beans work!
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I thought it was a sandwich
Or was that the joke?
Actually it's a typo Dx
Pffft.
Is this about Troper Tales?
Why the hell would you even think that? That doesn't make sense on any level.
What is this about, actually?
Jellybeans. Obviously.
Hello, Myrmidon.
This seems to be about Doctor Who.
I asked my girlfriend to make me a sandwich, and she did. Turns out she's a witch.
^ I feel like that sentence would've worked better if you said which she did instead of and.
Then, someone comes along with a bag of jelly beans and says "here, put these jelly beans on your sandwich".
I need more context. Is the person pregnant, drunk or high? _Why_ would they think Jelly beans go in a sandwich? Or is it one of those people who just like eating gross things for the fun of it? Does he/she puts ice cream in his/her chicken & rice soup too?
Just ban the person with the sandwich and the person with the jellybeans already, GOD
Seriously what is the original post actually an allegory for it's driving me insane.
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Oh okay I see it now. Kind of.
I assumed it had to do with video games because it was an internet rant.
Yes, this is the same metaphor I used with my Mother about why I chose to not get back together with my ex and why I am (for now) choosing to fly solo.
Good job Juan.
The sandwich is life.
The sandwich is the spice.
The sandwich must flow.
The sandwich is the sandwich.
And this is where we diverge.
Granted I'm known to put some bizarre things on sandwiches.
I think the sandwich is a metaphor for a creative work and the guy with the jelly beans is some fan of yours who has some awesome sounding thing they want you to put in that really does sound awesome by itself but totally wouldn't fit with the rest of the work. Like jellybeans on a sandwich.