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Say a demon comes up to you and offers you anything you can hope for in exchange for your soul

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  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I know a guy called Lucifer. It would feel weird.



    Do you call him "Loo" for short? 

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^^Basically, he's God's prosecutor.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Do you call him "Loo" for short? 



    I call him Lucy. It makes him squirm.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Alex approves +5.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    ^^^ ...So wait, he's the one that judges souls?


    And he's cynical?


     


    Ah crap

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    He doesn't judge. He presents the case against you.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    ...It's 1 in the morning. I'm not thinking at my best right now

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Is he a man of wealth and taste?



    I'm forced to ask: "Has he been around for a long long year?"

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I thought Lucifer was just a regular fallen angel and not the same thing as the Devil?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^Nope. The name specifically refers to the leader of the angel rebellion.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...So from light bringer to the devil? Ouch...
  • IaculusIaculus

    Thread hop: I'd check his credentials, then request my soul. And a chocolate chip cookie.

  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    The Bible is actually very vague about the Devil, which isn't exactly surprising when you bear in mind that it's a collection of books containing stories covering a period of several thousand years, compiled over several centuries by a whole bunch of different people of the same religion.


    The religion evolved over time and the concepts evolved with it, so you end up with the Serpent, the Devil, Satan and Lucifer, who are all different characters playing different roles. And then at the end of all this the Christian Church came along, edited everything together according to its own narrative, and shoehorned all of them into one Big Bad for that purpose. It's no wonder everyone's confused. 

  • DYREDYRE

    Just assume that he gives the definition of a soul as your spiritual, eternal essence that defines who you are,



    If that's all it is, I wouldn't feel like I'm losing anything particularly important if I were to give it away, so I guess I could just ask for whatever.  But I'd probably ask for something nice and humanitarian because why not?  Probably for post-scarcity or something.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    "I want TWO souls!"


    "Now, where were those other demons asking for my soul..."

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2012-02-06 22:59:46

    Was kind of expecting a "MAKE A CONTRACT WITH ME" joke. Not sure if I should be proud or disappointed.

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