Not having a penis

DonZabu

^^^ Would I could, man.

Bob

Dammit, why does everyone think I'm joking? The one time I'm serious, and everyone thinks I'm joking. -_-

Also, what'd this thread derail into?

Central Avenue

(I didn't think you were joking.)

vandro

Now this is a freudian field day.

CommandoDude

Yea. Having a penis is pretty fucking awesome. Also, peeing while standing up is extremely convenient.

Although, I will say one thing. I am so sick and tired of people equating elongated objects, like bombs, to penises.

It's like these people haven't seen a penis in their entire life!!!

Trash_Vortex

Obligatory:



They do have thier downsides, as I'm sure vaginas do too

glennmagusharvey

Peeing while standing up is extremely convenient, but having a dick and balls that flap around when one is nude is not, nor is having an unsightly bulge on one's crotch when wearing anything vaguely form-fitting.

Chagen

I prefer peeing sitting down.

Yeah, I know. I'm not a man.

DEAL WITH IT

Trash_Vortex

I thought you'd prefer peeing in a daiper.

Chagen

...uh, only in the privacy of my own home? I have to be outside sometimes, only a complete jackass would stay padded outside.

Central Avenue

(a) He's joking.
(b) The phrase "stay padded" in this context amuses me for some reason.

Bob

"Also, peeing while standing up is extremely convenient."

Pfffft, I can already do that. Just takes a bit of practice.

DelusionalSunset

Chagen, your attitudes towards diapers and other aids rankle me. Some folks who use them use them because they don't have much of a choice, what with bladders and bowels that no longer listen to the neurological controls.

So perhaps "only a complete jackass who had the option of not wearing them would stay padded outside."

Bob

"strap on vagina things"

...I know that post was a joke, but do these actually exist?

Vorpy

Yuppers

Chagen

Sunset....I'm a diaper fetishist.

I was talking about other diaper fetishists....

DelusionalSunset

Oh, I'm well aware of your fetish. Just tryin' to remind you to watch how you phrase things in relation to it.

Trash_Vortex

What's so great about diapers?

Chagen

Their feel and weight, mostly. And the fact that they tend to emphasize legs a lot.

Really, it's a fetish, you can't really say what's so good about it, just that it makes you horny and that's it.

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Trash_Vortex

I remember a while back you said you also liked... Daipers being used, what's the draw in that?

RocketDude

At least you don't have a Painis Cupcake.

Chagen

Trash:....That would reach squick levels mighty fast if I tried to explain it.

Trash_Vortex

I don't mind. Break taboos.

Chagen

Okay...

-spoilering because this is probably Nausea Fuel for some-

[In the case of pissing them, I like the warmth and the feeling of all the piss on my crotch (but mainly the warmth, it's like you got your own private heater down there) and the weight makes it sag down and get all heavy, which I love even more. And I will admit the smell of piss turns me on a bit too.]

[As for messing them, I've never done it, so I can't comment on that. And It would take an extreme hit to my dignity to describe it.]

Trash_Vortex

You can say shit if you want.

Hmm... Well I suppose I can understand enjoying the warmth, but wouldn't a heater do the same trick? And not smell/ make you wet to boot?

Chagen

But I like the wet feeling...

Trash_Vortex

Take a hot bath?

Central Avenue

I want to try using a diaper sometime...

(I was originally going to say "I can't believe I've never tried using a diaper", but I remembered that 20 years ago that would've been all I used...)

RocketDude

I'll agree with Trash, Chagen, take a hot bath or shower.