Not having a penis

Khwarizmi · 2011-03-16 19:02:38

You're welcome. Least I could do to repay that shaving razor remark,

[Deleted User] · 2011-03-16 19:06:02

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Trash_Vortex · 2011-03-16 19:09:24

^^ Man, that was so long ago I forgot I said it. My talking skills suck today. Sorry about that.

The cutting... It was a dream I once had.

I can't forget these things

Khwarizmi · 2011-03-16 19:11:32

No worries, we're even now.

I can't say I envy you your subconscious, though.

[Deleted User] · 2011-03-16 19:14:57

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Vorpy · 2011-03-16 19:15:54

Utsuho > Marisa

[Deleted User] · 2011-03-16 19:16:21

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glennmagusharvey · 2011-03-16 22:06:16

Impostor.

Along with a few other new accounts.

Tnophelia · 2011-03-16 22:08:06

^ Is actually GMH

Stormtroper · 2011-03-16 22:10:33

^ Is actually Tnophelia

Tnophelia · 2011-03-16 22:19:01

But nobody can make a fake sockpuppet of me on here because I don't have an l in my name.

Central Avenue · 2011-03-16 22:22:29

>I don't have an l in my name.
>Tnophelia

[Deleted User] · 2011-03-16 22:57:52

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glennmagusharvey · 2011-03-16 23:17:56

^^ Win.

randomtropeloser · 2011-03-16 23:19:21

I am sad that I do not have both a penis and a vagina.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-03-16 23:21:02

I find male genitalia to be annoyingly bulgy, but have no great desire to have any set of genitalia.

Central Avenue · 2011-03-16 23:22:09

@random: Me three.

randomtropeloser · 2011-03-16 23:22:44

^^ There are ways to solve that.

^ I know, right? Being a hermaphrodite would be the greatest.

randomtropeloser · 2011-03-16 23:23:25

(Ninja'd, but it still works)

glennmagusharvey · 2011-03-16 23:23:35

Considering how female reproductive anatomy works, I'm not sure I'd ever be interested in having female genitalia.

Male genitalia are also pretty ugly.

Can I have a libido on/off switch along with this, please? And I'll take fries as my side.

randomtropeloser · 2011-03-16 23:29:25

^ Hey there, fellow asexual! Also, you can have both or neither, but I'm afraid the on/off switch will have to either be permanently one way or the other..

glennmagusharvey · 2011-03-16 23:36:55

But I'm not asexual. I have a sex drive.

Just that I'd like the ability to turn it on and off at will.

[Deleted User] · 2011-03-16 23:42:24

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ninjaclown · 2011-03-16 23:45:58

A lot of people who seem better off if they had this ability.

Central Avenue · 2011-03-16 23:48:24

Personally I'd like the ability to change sexual orientation at will.

Or at least, to know what my sexual orientation is.

[Deleted User] · 2011-03-16 23:50:51

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Tnophelia · 2011-03-16 23:59:35

Be Bisexual. Stop being so bound to rigid sex codes, god damn it.

IF ITS PRETTY, FUCK IT

THERE IS NO GAY

glennmagusharvey · 2011-03-17 00:00:10

Also, just because I aesthetically dislike genitalia doesn't mean I'm asexual.

Especially considering that typical society has people clothed such that only secondary and tertiary sex characteristics are visible anyway.

[Deleted User] · 2011-03-17 00:00:18

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