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I tried to play Katawa Shoujo...

edited 2012-01-13 19:48:29 in General
Glaives are better.

... And overall, I'm not too impressed. What's the appeal of a clicking simulator? 

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  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    The story?

  • edited 2012-01-13 19:53:50
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    And this is why I maintain that VNs are more akin to books than to games.


    Because the appeal is the same as that of a book: reading it.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    It's a picture book with some choose-your-own-adventure options.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    It seems that you don't play many adventure games.

  • Glaives are better.

    Then I'd appreciate a chance to just straight up read it. Clicking after every line gets tiring after a while.


    And this is coming from a guy who plays WoW and browses the internet all day. I'm a goddamn clicking machine. You want something clicked? I'll fucking click it. I'll click it up good.


    I am the master of the click. Remember this fucking face; every time you see a click you see this fucking face. I make that shit WORK. No one rules the click like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLICK COMMANDER. 


    And I had to switch fingers twice.

  • edited 2012-01-13 19:59:05
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^I wouldn't even compare VNs to adventure games. Those have gameplay.


    ^You don't have to click. You can hit space. And there's an auto option that advances it every few seconds, depending on the length of the line.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I find it funny that I'm currently playing both this and a game that Hatter would probably sniff his nose at for appealing to CoD frat boy types.


    Mostly Skyward Sword, though.

  • Glaives are better.

    Ooh, okay, I'll try that.


    ^ I don't play Wii, but I like the Zelda series. I love Zelda's shield and boomerang!

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Skyward Sword wasn't what I was talking about that you would probably sniff your nose at.


    I was talking about The Punisher game actually, which is basically a third-person shooter.

  • Glaives are better.

    Nothing wrong with third-person shooters. I love Battlefront and Mass Effect.


    The only TPS I didn't like was Gears of War.

  • edited 2012-01-13 20:09:00

    Hatter does have a point though in that the visual novel format is really kind of shitty at doing what it does.


    Among other things, it doesn't really make sense that in a game that consists entirely of reading text, less than one-fourth of the screen is dedicated to showing text.  Especially when this ends up meaning lots and lots of clicking/button-pressing just to advance to the next tiny page.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Hmmm...maybe a drop in font size would help to fix that? They do tend to have weirdly large text.

  • edited 2012-01-13 20:10:54
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^^You've made a lot of disparaging comments about the genre and 'manly' shooters though. 


    Admittedly in any other game I'd be bothered by gaining health from torturing but this is The Punisher and the game doesn't try to sugarcoat how awful what he does is. Of course, no doubt dumbasses will galvanize this brutality but I think the game makes a good effort to portray what he does as terrible.


    ^^with a 22 inch screen I find that to be not much of a problem.

  • edited 2012-01-13 20:11:41
    Glaives are better.

    I'd reduce the amount of screen dedicated to showing the background. Mainly because 90% of the time, I'm just staring at an empty schoolyard, classroom or hospital. And those are pretty much just vectorized (is that the right term? Not an art major or photoshop artist) pictures.


    ^ I don't recall saying that, but I'm mainly talking about Gears of War. I really didn't like that game.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I actually think Persona has a good balance with the simple 3-D sprites moving around and the anime image of the speaking person showing up when they do.

  • Never got the appeal of dating sims.

  • Glaives are better.

    You didn't like Mass Effect or Dragon Age, then?

  • edited 2012-01-13 21:46:46
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^Neither did I, but KS is in my top 3 VNs.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    >Gets to pretend a half-dozen women are after their cock


    >doesn't get the appeal


    This isn't Heidegger we're looking at.

  • ^^^ XD At least those had gameplay.

  • BobBob
    edited 2012-01-13 22:06:04

    ^^^^


    >Mass Effect / Dragon Age


    >Dating Sims


    Come again?


     


    ^^If that's the case, they can pretend it without the aid of a "game". I get that it's wish fulfillment, that's pretty obvious. It's just, one, they seem pretty limited, two, all that clicking and "gameplay" just to get some fictional anime chick (or dude [or pigeon]) to say that they want you doesn't seem worth it, and three, as I said before, there are better ways of pretending some random bug-eyed schoolgirl wants your dick.

  • edited 2012-01-13 22:11:40
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^See, to me, not liking VNs over lacking gameplay is like not liking books for their lack of music. It's just not something that's present in the medium, which is why it baffles me that people keep calling them "games."


    ^That's why I don't like the ones that are blatantly just excuses for porn. I like KS because it has pretty engaging stories and handles a subject that was bound to create controversy with a good deal of dignity.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^I'm not saying there aren't serious flaws or that you aren't right but the appeal isn't hard to understand.

  • ^^ I know, I know, I'm just pointing out the silliness of comparing dating sims to Mass Effect.


    I'm currently playing Ever 17 myself, and plan on playing KS sometime, so I don't hate VNs.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Ah, gotcha. You just seemed to be touching on one of those subjects that puts me in lecture mode, sorry :P

  • I must say, Katawa Shojo's dialogue could've used some pruning.

  • For the record, dating sims aren't the same thing as visual novels.  There's a lot of overlap, and they both tend to appeal to a similar audience, but a dating sim is defined by a particular set of game mechanics, whereas visual novels are defined by how they present a story.

  • edited 2012-01-13 22:24:41

    ^^^ Oh no worries. That subject has a similar reaction from me, as VN's are their own medium in my eyes. No idea how "game" enters into it, besides the choices.

  • BobBob
    edited 2012-01-13 22:24:44

    ^^...Okay.

  • edited 2012-01-13 22:25:00
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^^Precisely. For example, as said earlier, Mass Effect does include a dating sim, but isn't a visual novel.

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