So, it's well known that men tend to use adversarial humour as a bonding tool, right?

MadassAlex

Which would mean that all male friends are tsundere.

Malkavian

Nah nah. Tsunderes are adversarial to hide affection.

Men are adversarial and near-violent to show it. 

So all men are actually borderline yandere.

Legionnaire

Malk

You're scaring me mate

Malkavian

Well, men aren't moe and sweet and affectionate so I wouldn't interested in their stalking.

Also, no boobs. Always a deal-breaker.

MadassAlex

I stand both corrected and highly amused.

Counterclock

I'm not surprised malk has researched this.

I'm just disappoint.

InsanityAddict

So bipolarity is now a fetish? How ableist.

Bob

Seems more borderline than bipolar to me, but eh.

InsanityAddict

Me talking about disorders while having only a vague idea of what they mean? How ableist.

Bob

Me pointing out flaws in other people's posts about disorders while not even knowing if they or anyone they know suffers from any sort of disorder? How ableist.

Hatter

I saw that thread too.

Men are tsundere for each other. We just aren't cutesy about it.

MadassAlex

Not as good as the "Elf council is actually humans" thread, though.

Now that was a fucking blast.

Hatter

Must have missed that one. I usually avoid the elf threads I don't create, and the ones I used to make were always of the "fantasy races in reality" variety. 

MadassAlex

It's archived. Gimme a moment.

MadassAlex

Alrighty then!

Hatter

Thanks, I'll check it out.

Hatter

Huh. You know, I was wondering why all of the elves I saw had facial hair and fake pointy ears.

Gelzo

@Malk: I totally have a male friend that counts as sweet and moe. He's also somewhat chubby, so you could make a case for him having boobs.