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  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Bob ISN'T Vorpy?
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    I'm pretty sure I'm not. Otherwise I'd be a BAN EVADERRRRRRRRR (I got the Materia for it, but I avoided using it)

    But no, Bob's some girl named Cassandra from Florida last time I skyped her. Haven't seen her since tho.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    I've gotta say, I was pretty sure Bob is just one of a legion of sockpuppets.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Me too, I started to wonder if she was MY sockpuppet I was intentionally interacting with, but I couldn't log into her account so yeah, not mine. Hope she didn't get killed by that stalker.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Have you considered the possibility of you being a sockpuppet of Bob's?

    I'm pretty sure that stalker is too much of a loser to actually go ahead with anything awkward. Anyway, fun to see you back.

  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    You too, also, who the fuck are you again? I've been gone for 4 years or whatever. Myrm?
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Add some vowels. Beyond that, nope, not Myrm.

    Incidentally. I've got a feeling the sentence "who the fuck are you again?" could be made more... mhm... gramatically proper. Like, "which fuck are you again?" or "which one of the fucks are you again?". "The fuck" as an expletive, somehow, feels removed from the structure of the sentence, even as I acknowledge the otherwise common form.

  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    Well it's a light northwestern "fuck" rather than the harsher anglo-saxon "fuck", which implies derision.


    Lord Gecko?

  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    LORD GACEK!
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Bingo! 

    Mweh heh *SNORT* heh eh heh heh.

  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Now I remember you, sort of. You were the beer bottle I believe, did you click on that LMGTFY link? if so, sorry about the ISP inquiries.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Wine bottle (actually "Wine"-brand wine), but otherwise don't worry, I did not.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    wooo! This would be a great time to celebrate if...this place wasn't so empty. It's like a god damn AOL chatroom in here
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Anything can happen when you have 100% more Vorpy.
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