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Lame New Year's resolutions

Bob

Bob

2011-12-26 22:43:02 edited 2011-12-26 22:43:02 in General

Fucking Pussy (FP): "My New Year's resolution is to quit smoking / lose weight / eat healthier / stop kidnapping and locking up Asian schoolgirls!"

Me: "Pfffft, fuck that noise staggot, my New Year's resolution is to FUCK AS MANY BITCHES AS I CAN, KIDNAP A BABY TIGER AND MAKE IT MY PET / CHILD / SERVANT AND NUKE A VILLAGE, WOOO!"

FP: "But nuking things is bad! Besides, what if the mother tiger mis-"

Me: "DRAGON KICK HIYAAAAAAA!"

FP: "Oh no, I am dying!"

-FP dies a sad, lonely virgin-

AND THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS, HOES

Comments

MadassAlex

2011-12-26 23:06:00
One foot in front of the other, every day.

New Year's Resolution: Master the Meisterhau.
delta534

2011-12-26 23:32:08 edited 2011-12-26 23:41:08
Tech support

New Years Resolutions: Get more into doom and death metal than an odd band here and there, explore the black metal landscape even more, and get off my lazy ass and make a game .
Icalasari

2011-12-26 23:53:26
No rainbow star

New Years Resolution: Start exercising so I can have a more awesome resolution next year such as killing a bear with my bare hands
Nyktos

2011-12-27 00:04:01 edited 2011-12-27 00:04:15
a little muffled

Mine is to actually study for tests and do more homework, so I guess I'm the boringest here.
TheConductor

2011-12-27 07:08:04

Mine: Keep fucking with my exes head till she goes utterly insane and breaks down into tears.
Waltzy

2011-12-27 07:13:06

Mine: Start going to bed at a decent hour.
InsanityAddict

2011-12-27 07:13:55
Diet NEET

To not have any New Year's Resolutions, since they're inevitably abstract points that have no way to be realized concretely.
Stormtroper

2011-12-27 08:33:29

To spend less time slacking off on the internet.
randomtropeloser

2011-12-27 10:56:59

New year's resolution: dammit bobbeh.
Them

2011-12-27 15:50:46
Good people don't end up here.

50 ppi.

I'm not even sure what my New Year is supposed to look like.
Malkavian

2011-12-27 16:07:35
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

Eat the sun and become a god.
Bob

2011-12-29 03:51:42

Confuctor / Malk: That's more like it!

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