Yo mama!

DonZabu · 2011-11-27 15:55:44

Yo mamma's so ugly, she turned Hercules gay.

Waltzy · 2011-11-27 15:56:43

Yo momma's so fat it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

DonZabu · 2011-11-27 15:58:14

Yo mama's so nasty, she buys cigars in Cuba and uses them as tampons!

IanExMachina · 2011-11-27 16:05:08

Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.

DonZabu · 2011-11-27 16:08:16

Yo mama's so dumb, she went to see Breaking Dawn.

Crimson · 2011-11-27 16:10:23

Yo mama's so fat, she'd cause a tsunami by jumping in the ocean!

DonZabu · 2011-11-27 16:12:19

Yo mama's so hairy, you got rugburn when she gave birth to you.

All Nines · 2011-11-27 16:43:09

Yo mama's so stupid, she got run over by a parked car!

CuteWithoutTheE · 2011-11-27 16:57:44

My momma's one unfortunate person, apparently

Gelzo · 2011-11-27 19:59:30

Icalasari · 2011-11-28 01:23:12

Yo momma's SO fat that when she swam in the ocean whales started singing, "We are fa-mi-ly!"

TheConductor · 2011-11-28 01:37:57

Ian: hahaha!

Also; Yo' momma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Waltzy · 2011-11-28 01:44:10

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the sidewalk in red the kids say "What up, Kool-aid?"

TheConductor · 2011-11-28 01:45:53

Your mother is so fat that she fell in love...and broke it.

MillerCross · 2011-11-28 11:03:46

Yo mama be so dumb she makes yo mama jokes

Icalasari · 2011-11-28 13:26:07

^ Yo mama's so dumb that she doesn't even understand yo mama jokes!

Gelzo · 2011-11-28 14:00:43

All of your mothers are so stupid that they allowed you to live.

MadassAlex · 2011-11-28 14:14:37

Looking at this thread, I'm acutely aware of why some mothers eat their young.

IanExMachina · 2011-11-28 19:21:09

Your mum is so attractive I have made love to her multiple times and fathered you some siblings.

Icalasari · 2011-11-28 20:52:28

^^ Yo mama's so hungry that she wants to eat you?

...That sounds weird...

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