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That I Change Shape Depending On My Relationship Status

TheConductorTheConductor
edited 2011-11-25 23:42:05 in General
I have no idea how or why or how healthy it is, but when I'm alone I get pretty fat, like 42" waist jeans fat.

But when I'm in a relationship I lose about 6" from my waist.

Comments

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I thought you'd change from a star to a heart or something.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I had no idea that this would be both literal and not a shitpost.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    ^^ I do that as well, but I thought that was what everyone did
    ^ When do I ever shit post?
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I didn't see that you were the OP.

    Plus I can't remember who doesn't shitpost.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I don't shitpost.

    On topic: Are you actually doing anything different? Because it might be because you're motivated to look better, I guess.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    And here I was thinking it was about atoms.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    I never change shape. D; I get taller and that's about it, though even that is stagnating and I hope weight continues to go other places~. >////>
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    Usually the story is that people put on weight in a relationship because they're being cooked proper meals (usually men) or cooking proper meals for their other half (usually women). This happened to my brother. Conductor - I think you perhaps comfort eat when you're lonely.


    Personally, I intend to turn into a triangle if I ever find a girlriend.

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