I'd like to get my girlfriend naked...

DonZabu · 2011-11-19 21:31:28

...and then cover her in Nickelodeon Slime.

Is that weird?

Crimson · 2011-11-19 21:32:30

Yes.

Icalasari · 2011-11-19 21:43:27

Depends

Do you apply it yourself or get her into a glass booth and dump it all over her with a bucket?

DonZabu · 2011-11-19 21:46:09

^ I'd like to do it with the bucket at first, and then get in there up close with my hands on her bare skin, all while under a time limit and with an energetic game show host yelling at us.

RedEyedAbyss · 2011-11-19 21:49:42

"General"

Does your significant other perchance know of this fantasy? Or is this a reference I'm missing?

Icalasari · 2011-11-19 21:50:25

^^ Then it is perfectly normal

All Nines · 2011-11-19 21:50:52

~~An IJBMer has a girlfriend? :O~~

Malkavian · 2011-11-19 21:51:38

Gelzo · 2011-11-19 21:52:05

^^That's what made me think this was a wonderpost thread.

Icalasari · 2011-11-19 21:53:45

^ , ^^^ I have a girlfriend :<

Gelzo · 2011-11-19 21:55:04

She's probly hideous.

DonZabu · 2011-11-19 21:57:53

^ I'll have you know that mustaches are in fashion this season! :<

glennmagusharvey · 2011-11-19 22:51:06

^ She must be Australian!

MadassAlex · 2011-11-19 22:57:13

I wish that was an accurate depiction of Australia. xD

Icalasari · 2011-11-19 23:42:42

^^^^ She's quite lovely looking >

Gelzo · 2011-11-20 00:00:38

Is it weird that I find the idea of women with full facial hair just sort of cute?

Also, it amuses me when girls with long hair have it poking out of a hoodie and it looks like they have a massive beard.

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Waltzy · 2011-11-20 01:29:47

Oooh~...If only the color of Nickelodeon slime weren't so deterring, the viscosity would be amazing to play with~.

Icalasari · 2011-11-20 01:43:31

^ Food colouring?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-11-20 01:45:08

I'm pretty sure the color is added in in the first place, so if making it, you could just make it a different color.

Waltzy · 2011-11-20 03:23:47

I'm most fond of black for its resemblance to ink splatter. @///////@ *wipes drool*

Gelzo · 2011-11-20 03:58:32

Okay, I thought the apparent fetishization was understandable until it became about ink.

DYRE · 2011-11-20 04:08:33

Weirdly, I thought it made no sense until it became about ink.

MillerCross · 2011-11-20 06:24:22

Inorite? I think every kid would've liked to go on one of those shows

captainbrass · 2011-11-20 07:30:15

Every British kids' Saturday morning TV show I ever watched had one of these kind of "get people slimed" competitions, often using celebrities as victims. I particularly remember one from (I think) the early 2000s where the female presenter used to dress up in a maid/waitress outfit with a trolley of cakes for that segment. I assume some fanservice was involved there.