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So my friend Stuart was mad at me earlier...
...Because he thought I broke his stereo.
You see, he let me borrow it last weekend, so I could listen to the radio while I was painting my parents' basement. But apparently this morning he went to use it again, and the sound only came out of one speaker. So he called me and started yelling about how I broke it and how I have no respect for other people's property and stuff.
Now, I knew I didn't break that stereo, but I didn't feel like arguing with him, so I offered to come over to his house and try and fix it for him. When I got over there, I fiddled around with it a bit...and found out that Edwin (that's his adorable little kitty) had apparently chewed through one of the wires after I brought it back. So he apologized for yelling at me, because I didn't break it after all.
The moral of the story?
Never attribute to Alice that which is adequately explained by Stu's pet Eddie.
You see, he let me borrow it last weekend, so I could listen to the radio while I was painting my parents' basement. But apparently this morning he went to use it again, and the sound only came out of one speaker. So he called me and started yelling about how I broke it and how I have no respect for other people's property and stuff.
Now, I knew I didn't break that stereo, but I didn't feel like arguing with him, so I offered to come over to his house and try and fix it for him. When I got over there, I fiddled around with it a bit...and found out that Edwin (that's his adorable little kitty) had apparently chewed through one of the wires after I brought it back. So he apologized for yelling at me, because I didn't break it after all.
The moral of the story?
Never attribute to Alice that which is adequately explained by Stu's pet Eddie.
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Edit: Oh now I do
The good news is that I see a great future for CA as a joke writer. The bad news is that the comedian is Fozzie Bear from the Muppets.
At least that's what I think he said.
Also I'm a she.
Anyway, I still think it's accurate to say either "I have a boyfriend, but no friends." and "My boyfriend is my friend." despite the apparent contradiction. Sort of like you could say "No one scored 50 points on the test." and "Everyone scored more than 50 points on the test."