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Some motherfuckers...

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-10-24 16:16:39 in Wonderful posts
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
are always trying to skate uphill.
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  • EvergreenEvergreen
    And I gather it's not a gravity hill?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    It would be cool if there was a gravity hill that actually caused objects on it to defy gravity instead of it being an optical illusion
  • EvergreenEvergreen
    And then we could have successful uphill skating! 

    No, but seriously, how do those guys think that's supposed to work? They'd need one of those motorized skateboards or something. Which defeats the purpose, doesn't it?...
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    are always trying to skate uphill.

    Represent.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-10-24 21:50:38
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > motherfuckers
    > mother
    > fuckers
    > uphill

    ...I'm not sure why, but for some reason this sounds like a half-metaphor for sex.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Alex seems to be the only one familiar with the greatest line in cinematic history.


  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Greatest line for the greatest film.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    >2011
    >Remembering Blade or Wesley Snipes

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Without the success of Blade, there would have been no X-men film, no Spider-man film, and no eventual six-film Avengers franchise.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    It was succesful. Not good. 

    there's a difference.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Greaterest film.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    The fuck you say. Blade 2 is phenomenal.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    And sure, the third one sucks, but it's still one hell of a lot of fun.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I thought we were speaking of the first one?

    As for the second one...eh, watched a tidbit, wasn't my thing.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^Honestly, I was frustrated by Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel hogging the spotlight.

    Reynolds is charming, but I'll never see him as a badass.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I'll see him as...-drool-
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Ryan Reynolds is one of those stars whose fame bugs me to no end.

    I mean, I guess I see the charm in his deadpool performance, but everything else I've seen him in is so...bland.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    He's hot. That's it.

    Also his Deadpool was horrible. Lets hope his next one is better.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Also his Deadpool was horrible

    Go die in a fire of wrong. then revive and drown in a river of bullshit

    And btw, let yourself be stricken by a thunderbolt of stupidity

    (But really, while the thing that became Deadpool was throughly obnoxious, the mercenary at the beginning of the movie was pretty much what Wade Wilson should be)
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Fuck that movie and it's bs Deadpool.
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-10-24 23:16:42
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    It's been a while since I watched it, but I remember pre-BS-transformation Deadpool to be pretty good.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    I don't remember anything about the Wolverine movie.

    This is how it should be.
  • EvergreenEvergreen
    I was underwhelmed by Wolverine. And I've never seen a Blade movie so I didn't get the whole initial reference of the thread. I think it would have been funnier if there were actually people trying to skate uphill on Malk's street...
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    >Alex seems to be the only one familiar with the greatest line in cinematic history.


    >Youtube movie clearly says "ice skate uphill", while OP says "skate uphill" without the ice part.


     

  • EvergreenEvergreen
    And see, I was imagining skateboarding, because that seems stupidly plausible and therefore funny, but the idea of using ice skates on any kind of non-flat surface...that's just stupid.

    I knew he said another word when I watched the clip. Just wasn't sure what.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Oh, Blade?

    Yeah, I've seen one Blade movie.  Probably not the first one.  It involved a mutated strain of vampires that were resistant to sunlight, and whose mouths opened really grotesquely and shit.  There was some ancient old master vampire lord who was running the show or something, and had a REALLY COOL FUTURISTIC-LOOKING LAIR with glass floors (which were of course broken late in the movie).  Blade also got to fight against said vampire lord's daughter or something, and she gave him a dying kiss after being defeated.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    That was Blade 2, generally agreed to be the best of the three.

    Not coincidentally, Guillermo del Toro directed.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I have not seen a single blade movie

    Also I've only seen a bit of a Matrix movie, not enough to figure it out (something like five ten minutes of it. Not even sure which one in the trilogy)

    Any other popular movies everybody has seen so I can show how pathetic my experience with movies is?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    The Lord of the Rings

    Jurassic Park

    The Terminator

    Jaws

    Highlander

    Braveheart

    Rob Roy

    Heh, sorta got a theme going on at the end there.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Seen Lord of the Rings and read the trilogy

    Seen Jurassic Park

    Seen one of the Terminator movies. I think it was the second last one

    Haven't seen Jaws

    Haven't seen Highlander

    Haven't seen Braveheart

    Haven't even HEARD of Rob Roy
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