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Not enough ninjas on this forum.

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-10-06 11:01:50 in Wonderful posts
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
Or are there?

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  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    HEIL MEEEEE

    I reckon there's one hiding in that lampshade.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Pffft, what's so good about ninjas anyway.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-10-06 11:36:04
    Belief
    They were retroactively turned into 1-man armies because of their use of stealth and the methods by which they train.

    Why do you think Batman got popular? because he had tons of yaoi fans?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-10-06 11:50:09
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    because he tons yaoi fans
    How do you ton a yaoi fan?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    You'll note that his title is the Dark Knight, of course. >:(
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-10-06 11:37:57
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^^You drop a bunch of concrete bricks on their heads, silly. :3
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    bitch, please. Batman is not a ninja. He was trained by ninjas. There's a difference.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-10-06 11:39:57
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    The Knight in his title is an artistic colloquialism for his crusade against crime. You'll note he doesn't ascribe to any rules of chivalry and uses ninja tactics, of stealth, deception, and subterfuge.

    ^Batman is first a foremost a detective.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Alex: Batman is a knight in the same way Arthur is a historically accurate knight's tale.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ^Batman is first a foremost a detective.

    Yup. And a vigilante too, but that's mostly an extension of said detective...ism?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Really, my biggest problem with Nolan's Batman-verse is the lack of detective stuff he does. It's mostly Lucius explaining things to him, except for that one scene with the bullet fragments that really doesn't make any sense.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Twas bias humour.

    Also, I'd argue that Batman is certainly a "knight" in the wider cultural sense. That is, a knight is no longer a cavalryman or a warrior or even a title holder, but an idea. Which is why Batman has his subtitle.

    But honestly I was trying to do a Ninjas vs. Knights derail.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-10-06 11:51:14
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Ninjas Vs. 'anything martial' is a dumb debate.

    Ninjas do not fight head on. Ninjas pretend to be your gardener and then poison your food.

    And really, what you say about knights you could say about anything popular in modern pop culture: samurai, pirates, musketeers, P.I.s....
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Burn Notice is a good way to get into the "Ninja" Mindset.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Arguable either way; we know that some ninja were peasants, for instance, but others were also fully-trained samurai. So ninja is a variable term that could contain a whole team of specialists, like some kind of Edo period A-Team.

    Japanese A-Team vs. whatever is a pretty awesome debate in my mind.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    BRB new anime idea. Selling to KyoAni.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    Ninjas?! OMG They might be here to assassinate me!

    *summons the Holy Princess Guard*
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Why is everyone looking at me?
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-!

    KILL THE BASTARD MY PRECIOUS WARRIORS!

    "YES YOUR HIGHNESS!"
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Wait, wait. Princess, isn't this a little hasty? What evidence do we have against this individual?
  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    edited 2011-10-06 12:41:32
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    That they are a ninja? Hmmm, perhaps we can recruit them to entertain our warriors.

    I may have to ask my adviser, Vivi the First.
  • GLaDOSGLaDOS
    edited 2011-10-06 12:43:23

    Ninjas do make the perfect test-subjects.

     

    ~floods the thread with a neuro toxin~

     

    I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told you the secret to my testing, if you would please roll over and die, that would be most acceptable.

  • PrincessApricotPrincessApricot
    Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
    *converts dress to protective suit*

    Phew, good thing I had that installed the other day.
  • LouieWLouieW
    Loser
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-10-06 19:00:16
    No rainbow star
    *Comes in wearing a gas mask* So I heard GLaDOS tried to kill any ninjas in the thread with a deadly neurotoxin?
  • KinkajouKinkajou
    Kamen Rider MADOKA
    http://images.wikia.com/powerrangers/images/2/2d/Gokaiger_&_Hurricaneger.jpg

    Pirates and ninjas.
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